We have an over-abundance of Stark designed suits. Red, boilerplate grey, War Machine black, Spider-man ones with extra arms, Ultimate version with the goo on the inside… In addition, we also have suits by that perennially hip European designer, von Doom. Oddly enough, searching our catalogue, there doesn’t seem to be much in the way of this sort of thing from DC this season - way back there was Haywire, and that’s about it.
Lots of Japanese street wear of course, including a very fashionable line from Mobile Suit Gundam, and a few spare suits from the Neo Evangelion range from last fall.
My dear sir, they are so last season.
We just sold a nice net cannon to the Lilim which I understand was very useful in their siege of Heaven. Would that do?
Ah, Kurt Busiak fan. You can pick 'em a mile away.
No Halo Jones stuff left, sorry, but you’re welcome to pick up this set of Rogue Trooper kit. I’ll even throw in a chatty general’s baton.
Sorry, pal: this is a cash only clearance sale. There is an automatic teller machine down the road, past the Daily Planet Building until you see the Triskelion, then turn left at the Baxter Building, keep going past the Lexcorp Tower, through the mall under the Sentinel’s tower, and across the road from the old Avengers’ mansion.
I’d like a pair of purple pants, with a waist that will go from a 30ish to somewhere around 180. I don’t mind if the cuffs rip, but the waist should stretch to fit. Don’t tell me it will if it won’t. That’ll just make me angry, and well…
Excellent - I’ll take Gunnar for the firepower, and Bagman since he seems able to hold an infinite amount of ordnance. You can leave out the dogchips, though - backchatting sidekicks I don’t need. Except maybe Venus Bluegenes.
Now, war robots - you don’t by any chance have Hammerstein in stock?
