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Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Oh my, MPSIMSers, how soon we forget.

Before responding to stuff like this remember this thread. You’re all guilty of feeding something that would have starved to death on its own.

Marge: Your father is… resting.
Bart: “Resting” hung over? “Resting” got fired? Help me out here.

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I dunno, Alpha…

I kinda equate it to killing a weed by feeding it herbicides.

Although I suppose the two don’t really equate.

<FONT COLOR=“GREEN”>ExTank</FONT>
“Of course, lead poisoning works too.”

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Theater of the Absurd, people, I keep tellin’ ya, but ya don’t listen. Melanoma demonstrates to us the absurdity of this whole exercise, not by doing anything so mundane as telling us, but rather by putting a mirror to our faces–a heavily exaggerated mirror, to be sure, but a mirror nonetheless . . .

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At least he admits it.

Exits, singing to himself, “This is my rifle, this is my gun . . .”

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Melanoma:

That’ll never fit on a Hallmark card.

Bet the illustration would be interesting though…

“It’s only common sense,
There are no accidents 'round here.”

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      • Hmmmm . . . I smell another poser-boy: I will now play three predicions!!!
        I predict that:
  • Mel gets beat up a lot at school,
  • Mel had to subscribe to “Word Up” to learn how to talk like the homies, and,
  • Mel has yet to - uh, “mature” (ahem). - MC
  • (note to parent or guardian; more Sesame Street, less MTV)