Well…stoners DO have their own lingo…
Heh-heh. He said “cannibinoids”. Heh-heh. Cannibinoids. Sounds like the form of paranoia you get when you smoke pot.
A friend had some he claimed was stolen from the DEA. It came in a test tube with a metal strip. On the strip were various serialish numbers and a rating of “moderate paranoia.” As moderate paranoia would be a step up for me I didn’t notice.
[sub]Psssst! It’s not as big a deal as you might think. Everything is going in this one leeetle closet, and the day she gets home from the hospital…WHAMO! It’s her job to clean it out.[/sub]
“But honey, I cleaned everything else up, all that’s left for you to do is that small closet over there…”
:D:D:D:D:D
This would not surprise me. Bumface!
Hey now. You might be on to something there. I think I could pull that off around here. Hubby could very well fall for this and I wouldn’t even have to be pregnant to boot. 