Weird Song(s) That You Find Yourself Humming/Singing Regularly

Friends of mine, many years back, rewrote this for another profession. Unfortunately, I only remember two verses:

Ooooooh I’m a prostitute and I’m okay, I work all night and I sleep all day!

On Sundays I beg pardon, upon the preacher’s lap
He was much more forgiving, until he got the clap.

Ooooooh I’m a prostitute and I’m okay, I work all night and I sleep all day!

On Thursdays I go shopping, at the super-mart
There’s hardly room for two of us, and groceries in the cart!

Ooooooh I’m a prostitute and I’m okay, I work all night and I sleep all day!

That would go well with the Ice Bear thread.

Donkey Shane, darling donkey Shane…

HAHAHA! I almost included that one but I wasn’t sure how many people would know what I was talking about.

My latest earworm..

I win.

Wow, you are pretty weird… :stuck_out_tongue:

I always seem to be stuck with “Isn’t It a Lovely Day” from Top Hat. Not even one of my real favorites.

“Show Me the Way to Go Home”. I blame my dad, who often recited

long before I ever saw Jaws.

At various times, I also whistle the march from The Great Escape or swing versions of “Jingle Bells” and “Old MacDonald”.

Forbidden Broadway’s parody of Love Changes Everything from the musical Aspects of Love. The song is entitled I Sleep With Everyone

One time I was singing it while walking, leading a young guy walking pass me to comment “You don’t have to advertise it.”

Now, if you went around singing “Willow’s Song/The Siren Song” from The Wicker Man, that would be a fairly perfect OP name/post combination. :slight_smile:

As to me - I’ve been known to randomly sing “The Sun Is A Mass of Incandescent Gas” and “Birdhouse In Your Soul” (the former covered by They Might Be Giants, the latter written by them) and snatches of the Man of La Mancha soundtrack.

This is one of the two things I whistle most often. The other is a section from The Barber of Seville overture, starting two minutes in.

I’ve also been singing Voltaire’s When You’re Evil quite frequently lately.