I really dislike facial hair on anyone under 30. Don’t be offended, that is just the way I am. I think that it looks silly. I want my guy to be clean shaven, and he knows that so it is all good. On the other hand, I want my guys chest to have hair on it. Not Smokey the Bear hair, but something. It is just too weird when guys have no chest hair. Go fig.
This only happened to me once, but boy did it turn me off…
One night, as my husband and I were getting undressed to go to bed, he was taking off his socks and he sneezed. Now, possibly out of pure instinct, he went to cover his mouth as he sneezed, except he still had the smelly sock he just removed from his foot in his hand and he sneezed right into it.
I thought it was gross, but ok, I could see how that could happen…not intentional, right? He’ll put the sock down and…
But he didn’t put the sock down.
He used it to BLOW HIS NOSE.
He blew his nose (and what a big hardy blow it was!) right into the smelly sock he wore all day and had just taken off his foot.
I just stood there in slackjawed disgust and when his eyes met mine, he gave me a big “Huh?” face. And then the lightbulb went on over his head and he realized what he’d done.
Now, seeing one’s mate honking a huge nosefull of boogers right before sex is enough of a turn off on its own, but seeing it done into a ripe sock…well, words just fail me.
After that, hairy backs and facial warts lose some of their punch. I mean, people can’t help how crooked their nose is, or if they were born with ugly feet. Blowing your nose into your sock is something that can (and should!) just not be done.
So that’s my answer to the OP – my weird turn off is seeing my husband use his sock as a tissue.
Dumb women. Women who think that they’re helpless without a man. Women who think that because they’ve got two X chromosomes they can’t understand how to do simple things like check the oil in their car. Women who listen only to country music.
sports cars and SUVs
manicures on a guy
Chippendale type guys (I much prefer Gregory Peck to Brad Pitt as well.)
The only time the SUV is allowed is if he NEEDS it for work (does he work construction, carpentry, etc?) Otherwise, it’s a complete turn-off for me. I could get over the SUV easier than I could the sportscar. Sportscars are just so… :shudder:
As do I.
Brooklyn accents. They sound so…uneducated. (I know, I’m prejudiced)
Being touched under the chin. I don’t know why, but if my partner touches me there it makes me angry.
Smoking. Yuck.
Submissiveness. I don’t mean in a d/s way; that can be plenty of fun. I mean when I ask “Where do you want to have lunch” she shouldn’t say “Oh, wherever you want.” “Afterwards shall we go for a drive or see a movie?” “Whatever you want.” Have an opinion! Be your own person! Aaaargh!
republicans…yuck
I’m with Anahita. People who don’t make any noise during sex really turn me off. Hello? Are ya having fun there? Mentally making up your grocery list? Thinking about baseball? Help me out here, bud.
I find strong Northern accents really unattractive on women, but don’t mind them on men. Go figure.
Huge built-like-a-football-player guys. Tall and lanky I can deal with, but I absolutely don’t want to be completely dwarfed in terms of mass. Some girls say it makes them feel safe and protected; it has quite the opposite effect on me - I don’t like thinking “this guy could pick me up and throw me into the wall if he wanted to, and I couldn’t do a damn thing about it.” It’s not that I distrust big guys or anything, but something in the very back of my lizard-brain is intimidated by them, and that’s very unsexy.
Women with tattoos
Fake tits
Smoking
“Clingy” type women who want you by their side when they do such everyday things as grocery shopping. Or will want you to call in to work just because they’re feeling insecure for the day.
Women who have so many damn cats that their houses stink like cat piss, with the furniture all fucked up from cats scratching it, and if you should throw one of the little fuckers off your lap, you get reprimanded.
Women who are intelligent and educated, but dont do a damn thing with their lives except tell everyone how intelligent and educated they are, all the while working a minimum wage job.
Women with kids who think men/husbands are optional
Women who earn good money, but blow their money on stupid shit like big screen tvs and new bedroom sets, all the while not saving a fucking dime for retirement.
Women who spend a lot of time watching television, or reading People magazine or US magazine.
Jewelry. I don’t like metal touching the skin, and piercing it is even worse.
I can take a little, earrings and maybe a necklace, but lots of rings or bracelets bother me. Belly button piercings makes me wince in the way that other people wince when they hear fingernails on a blackboard.
That naughty Catholic school girl outfit/Britney Spears’ “One More Time” video look. Most guys love this, but it just leaves me cold. It doesn’t matter how attractive the woman is, if she’s dressed like that, it does nothing for me.
Women who bathe in perfume. A little is great, but don’t wear so much it burns my eyes.
Smoker breath. Your breath shouldn’t make me think of charcoal.
Ann Coulter. And her politics too.
People who scream when they sneeze. There is absolutely no reason to add voice to a sneeze. You don’t have to stifle it, but you also don’t have to actually Scream “Ah Choo”!
Ribs. Makes so many otherwise good-looking women look like a gazelle carcass on the Serengeti.
Piercing. Ok, maybe nipple rings. But eyebrow, nose, cheek, and especially navel rings and studs? Nuh-uh. And labia/clitoris piercing? UGH!!!
Snoring.
Really coarse, masculine faces.
Moustaches and beards.
Rolls of fat. Now I’ve seen some Earth Mother types who looked damn good, but they carried their weight well. The “melted candle” look, definitely not.
Ultra-scrawny women whose knees and elbows are thicker than their limbs.
Badly done, excessive makeup. And too much perfume.
Yup, that pretty much covers it.