Not that I’m a satyr, or anything, but I’ve found that there are a few situations that really get me excited, and I can’t explain why.
For example, when I get my hair cut (regularly, by the way). I always make sure that the most attractive woman possible cuts it, cause it’s almost as good as sex to me. Haven’t a clue why, but it just “does it” for me.
Anyone else got the same kinda deal happening, or am I a superfreak? Well, I am, but you know what I mean.
Anytime I’m with my significant other, sitting close to him for long periods of time without actually touching (other than maybe holding hands or something.) Like at a movie - you sit next to each other, but are both focused on the movie. I always get turned on by the time the movie is done.
Tractors and Bulldozers and such. There is road construction on my route to and from work, which means I am perpetually “in the mood”.
My fantasy involves one of those brawny construction workers and a backhoe.
TMI, I know.
Mr. Cynical, you ARE a freak—a super-freak! You’re super-freaky!
Hmmm . . . You’re also looking a bit shaggy. Need a trim?
I am always looking for a little trim, Eve 
You’re a very sexy girl, the kind you don’t take home to muh-tha.
This is a weird one, I almost don’t want to admit it.
The dentist really turns me on. And it’s not the actual dentist him/herself or the hygienist either, physical appearance has little to do with it. It’s the submissive aspect of it I suppose. Just lying there virtually defenseless while they poke and prod away. I always leave with a smile, a nice one at that.
Damn sight better than a lollipop.
I suppose the Steve Martin Character in Little Shop Of Horrors drives you absolutely nuts then!
::voguevixen puts a barber pole outside her door and wonders why there are no “barber” fetish outfits in the Fredrick’s of Hollywood catalog::
I wouldn’t say it turns me on, but I’m with Psy. I really really love to go to the dentist. I drive them crazy because I’m always there like a half hour early, lol. Can’t wait!
I don’t have a thing for actually getting my hair cut, but I reeeeeeeeeally love when someone else washes my hair. I’m usually too cheap to spring the extra $2 for the wash, but every so often I say the hell with it and get blissed out, lol.
When some women eat or talk the end of their noses move. I love that.
Mr.Cynical, I love getting my hair cut. I love it when anybody runs their fingers through my hair. I would pay money for a scalp massage if I knew where to get one.
My other weakness is weird according to the few people I’ve told…the space on a man’s lower arm, from his inner wrist to his elbow crack. The hair kind of trails off from the other side of the arm and the skin is soft and hairless. Oy vey, I LOVE that part of a man’s body. It’s the first part I aim for.
Does that make me kinky?
sweat.
whenever i work out hard, run hard, or just plain hang out in the heat, and start to sweat, i get really turned on. i especially love when women sweat, that turns me on even more. man, just thinking about it is turning me on…
gotta go…
Put me down for the shampoo also. The salon I go to not only includes a shampoo, but also a thorough scalp massage with every haircut. Needless to say, they’ve earned my undying loyalty!
Well, there’s the oft-discussed thing I have for men who relate well to kids. A sharp dressed man aways does it, uniforms are yummy. And for some reason, I’m a sucker for the dipity-doo haircut the boys are sportin’ now a days. Perhaps that has something to do with my fixation on the nape of a man’s neck, the dipity do just shows it off SOOO nicely. And backrubs. OY, backrubs.
The small of a woman’s back maketh me swooneth.
Also have a particular weakness for women with black hair.
My wife punches me in the arm when those Sela Ward phone commercials come on TV, and I don’t even have to have reacted.
The Dentist is about as far from turned-on that I get. I like women in uniform, but so often those female cops have that huge “cop ass.” That’s no good for nobody. I think I like just being touched, like on the arm or the leg when I’m sitting or something casual. It’s nice. Although if you touch your arm or leg too often in a nice place, you get weird looks.
Judging by the 1:10 ratio of posts to views, I would submit that many are turned on by voyeurism.
I always thought it was the unflattering cut of the pants, Dreamworks. I didn’t know there was a techinical term for it.
For me its women with short dark hair and clunky glasses. Add a pleated skirt and its all over.
I dated a girl that said she was turned on by men with beer breath. So I took her out on a date to the bowling alley.
I like it when they shave my neck after the haircut; Mmmmmmmmmm!
(Best come hither voice)Oh Athena! I know a great movie playing this weekend!
I’ve always wanted to turn on a goddess!