Someone left a message on our helpdesk line at work. The message, in it’s entirety, is this.
a few seconds of silence
deep male voice “mmmMMMmmm!”
click
Perhaps he was having Campbell’s Soup when he called?
I suspect that he didn’t have keylock on and his cellphone autodialed while he was doing something else (for instance, busy squeezing out a poop.)
Reminds me of the commercial about the husband’s butt dialing his wife’s phone. Apparently, you got a butt dialer.
I was thinking very odd prank call, but butt-dialing probably makes more sense. 
Like a motherfuck.
Hahahaha
They said “butt dialing”…
snicker…