WEIRD, weird, probably best forgotten movies

How about “Dead Ringers?” What a horribly disturbing movie. Jeremy Irons playing twin gynocologists who slowly slide into insanity? Next time how about I put a bullet through my brain instead?

Galaxina, a story of love, sex, outer space and lady fingers made of real ladies.

Starring Dorothy Stratten and Avery Schrieber

I’ve seen Vulgar. Definitely the strangest movie about clown rape that I’ve ever seen.

How many other…nevermind.

Never saw it, but I have an amusing anecdote. Galaxina came out about the same time as a film called Galaxy Of Terror. (Actually, the former is 1980 and the latter, 1981.) So I called the local drive-in to see what was playing and when. The recorded voice said ‘Galaxina Of Terror’. :smack:

Is “Galaxy of Terror” the one where the woman gets raped by a giant caterpiller?

Didn’t see that one either. After Star Crash I sort of lost my taste for cheesy '80s science fiction films.

According to Google , there is only one.

If another one comes along, can we cut it’s head off with a sword?
If we do, do we get to be immortal? :smiley:

Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band starring the Bee Gees, Peter Frampton, Aerosmith, Steve Martin and George Burns. I know they tried to make it a trippy drug film, but they failed miserably and ended up in WTF land.

Sounds a bit like a film released here as Inseminoid.

Once again the Aussie midday movie comes to the fore. Today’s treat is Almost Heroes directed by usually reliable Christopher Guest, starring Chris Farley, Matthew Perry and Eugene Levy.

Amazingly devoid of laughs, this scene happened minutes ago:

Higgins: This particular event happened last summer on my uncle’s farm in Virginia. My brother and I had just finished cutting a field of hay and were enjoying the evening meal under the shade of an elm tree. He went down for water by the creek and when he was gone, I took a bowl that was filled with delicious plum pudding and placed into it, not one, but two large pieces of sheep shit. When he returned I encouraged him to taste the plum pudding… And as sure as Im standing before you, he did! He ate it all. Shit Pudding!
Edwards: You got your brother to eat sheep dung. That is a very interesting story.
Hunt: Tell him the ending, that’s the best part.
Higgins: Oh yeah. To be perfectly honest with you sir, I have no brother. It was me. I ate sheep shit! Swear to God.
Edwards: Clever twist there on the ending.

A monumental stinker - apparently Farley’s last film. He must have died of shame.

I nomintate I Spit On Your Grave and Lifeforce although the rampant nudity in the latter will lure my to watch it again given the opportunity.

I nominate Pretty Cool starring lots of “actors” you’ve never heard of! The gist of the film is that it’s about a geek who’s a big fan of Tom Cruise (because Tom Cruise gets all the chicks and the geek can’t). The geek somehow gets the ability to read minds and control people, much “hilarity” (and a depressing lack of nudity) then ensues. The film is so bad as to be almost unwatchable. The gal who plays the geek’s sister (who doesn’t get naked in the film) is a blazingly more talented actor than anyone else in the cast. What’s weird is that pulling up the IMDB page on the cast doesn’t list the full cast, and that’s depressing, since at least one of the actresses in it has probably done soft core porn, and it’d be nice to see her boobies.

If you rent the film (it’s a direct to video dealio, so you know it’s good), is to watch the deleted scenes first (with the director’s commentary on along with the subtitles). It won’t make any sense to you, but then again, neither does the rest of the film, and you’ll get to see the best nudity. The director’s commentary is hysterical, since it’s pretty obvious that he’s got no clue the film sucks or that his actors are horrible. (He keeps talking about how well they do physical comedy, and it looks more like homoeroticism to me.)

Even better, they’re apparently working on a sequel to the film. BTW, the lead actor looks like the product of the unholy union of Wil Wheaton and Doogie Howser. :eek:

Ahhh, so you’re the other one on this planet that saw this movie! :smiley:

[hijack]I went ahead and IMDB’d it, only to find out that Marc Lawrence passed away less than two months ago. Rest in peace, Vinnie DiMotti :frowning: [/hijack]

THIS was NOT a cartoon! It was a horrid movie starring a kid who looked nothing like Milo–this kid was chubby and too wholesome and LOUD. Milo is a bored, introverted kid.
Memory is mercifully blank but I remember the toy car–loudly red (I had pictured more of a somber Citroen) and IMS, the blessed tollbooth was not even purple!
heresy! Anathema!

PS-I like Chuck Jones–this was NOT him or his version.

Futz! (1969), a film about a hillbilly who falls in love with, and marries, his pig.

Sample dialogue: How many tits does yore wife have, Mr. Sheriff? Mahn has twelve!

I couldn’t stand to watch more than about ten minutes’ worth of Stoogemania. I think I’d prefer to be poked in the eye than try it again, too…

I don’t know what you saw. The IMDB lists only one version of The Phantom Tollbooth – Jones’ version:

The mvie used both live-action and cartoo elemets. I do recall, in the few bits I’ve seen, that the car was red (and ugly), which makes it sound as if you’ve seen the live action portions but somehow not the animated parts. IIRC, the live action was only at the very beginning and end.

Sydney TV comes through again. I had never heard of Half Baked with Dave Chappelle, Clarence Williams III, Tommy Chong, Snoop Dogg, Janeane Garofalo, Bob Saget and Steven Wright.

On now. it is not very funny.