Welcome to the Boards!
Welcome to the boards! Have fun, and don’t wade into Great Debates without an armload of cites!
I was one of the first to greet cadolphin, but she never said hello to me. Humph.
Welcome to the boards, cadolphin1 I’m sure you’ll soon get to love it here. 
As for your taste in music… classic rock is great. However, as for that country-western… I don’t know…
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I attempted to download “Jesus kick me through the field goal of life”, but no search results came. Not a trace. Which is not surprising, when you consider the Redneck/hillbily demographic hasn’t quite learned to grapple with indoor plumbing yet.
Ok, she meets all my required qualifications.
Welcome to the boards.
You’ll do good here cadolphin.
Blackeyes -
Be nice to the beer-swillin’, gap-toothed, cousin-lovin’ fans of C/W!
And it’s Drop Kick Me Jesus by Bobby Bare. Enjoy!