:: points to The Sausage Creature :: real, live Honors Student right there!
The Next Generation of Dopers! Doper 2.1 (Doper 1.0 will go down in history as The Great Ones Who Dared To Ask Questions, Kick Butt and Avoid Work All Day. Our names will be spoken in hushed tones 100 years from now.)
Wooooooo!
Welcome Welcome Welcome! Your SDMB Secret Handbook, Fez and BS detector in the mail Just send your Aunt Shirley $19.95.
Of course you realise that, while in Canada, all visiting posessors of superpowers must register them with the Superhuman Resources Directorate of Agricultire Canada and, if in Quebec, with La régie des superhéros et pouvoirs surhumains…
You can make him register, but you’ll never make him hand them over. Never! Bwahahahaha!
Hello EtherealFreakOfPinkness. Be welcome. Enjoy your stay. 
Oh, we’re quite aware that they may not be capable of being handed over. We just want to… know where they are.
hey norinew they know enough about me on here that I should be able to tell a few stories can’t I
Stories! Stories!
Welcome EtherealPinkofFreakness (wait that didn’t come out right, did it?)!
Hey, is this the most thoroughly endoped family we’ve got? Lots of spouse-spouse combos (married and otherwise) and quite a few parent-child duets. Any foursomes?
Of either type :D?
Interesting that this thread is devoted to the arrival of EtherealFreakOfPinkness, but she has yet to post in it, while DarkButterfly has already made an appearance even after announcing her own enrollment elsewhere in this forum. A clue to their respective personalities, perhaps?
Anyway, welcome to both of you two older daughters of norinew, and an advance greeting to the youngest. How long before she’s eligible to post here?
Alright alright, i’m posting…happy now? 
Amanda person! glomps
EtherealFreakOfPinkness not many people on here know my real name so we aren’t gonna use it now are we wink wink nudge nudge
Fine, have it your way. Butterfly person! glomps
Well, the youngest is only six, so it’ll be a while before you see her around. The good news is, she’s already a seasoned attendee of Dopefests, and already has a ‘username’; all she needs now is seven more birthdays. 
I don’t know how upset you can get with her for that, seeing as how you yourself signed your very first post here (over in ATMB) with your RL name. Duh.