The fiancee has decided to join up on the boards, after I have regaled her with one too many clever threads for her to stay away.
So for now on, I will no longer refer to my fiancee (soon to be wife) as Only Mostly Missus. She is now El Perro Fumando*!!!
*Yes, we are both well aware that “el perro” is the male dog, and our new El Perro is female. Bear with us, and get some Sports Night from Netflix.
Bienveniedo!
Thanks for the welcome, honey (and anyone else who chimes in too)!
Welcome to the Board, When Guest changes to member the offers of Pie and Margaritta’s will roll in. Also Goats but that is another story. 
Jim
Dan: If you wear something blue, you get $2 off a giant blue margarita.
Casey: You know, I make a pretty good living. I can actually afford to wear what I want and pay full price.
Dan: I’m not promoting the economic upside as much as I am the opportunity to drink something giant and blue.
All I ask is that you give me time to find my credit card. Then, as long as the Margaritas are giant and blue (and possibly $2 off), I thank you.
Any friend (or fiancee) of OMD’s is good enough for me!
And I make the best Margaritas. Be tickled to death to whip a batch up for you guys some day.
Hey OMD, you realize all the inside jokes this username opens up? I mean your fiancee is hot! She’s SMOKING! A SMOKING DOG!
Your fiancee is a dog.
Woof! 
Oh, she is not only smoking, she is smoky. And a slow sip of whiskey. And definitely no dog.
Bonvenon! Bienvenue! Welcome, El Perro Fumando!
The usual dementoids and dementites will be around to greet you in a few moments.
In the meantime, would you like some calamari? It’s fresh!
Ok, her [del]su[/del] member status is confirmed.
Welcome aboard, El Perro Fumando! Now then, if you’d kindly stand over there (yes, there, on the giant red “X” on the floor), you’ll soon find yourself up to your neck in giant blue [del]tentac[/del] margaritas…yes, margaritas…that’s it.
I figured you’d have discerning tastes in women, but thought I’d better throw out the welcome mat just the same. 
The offer on the Margaritas still stands, from now on out.
Easy there, Hal. El Perro Fumando may be new, but I’ve been around a little while, and I know your dirty little secret.
Greetings and such, El Perro Fumando.
You’re not going to make Only Mostly Dead behave now, are you? 
In other words, is he still allowed to play poker on Thursday?
I smoking your dog?
Welcome to the boards!
The tentacles are blue this ti–er, nothing, nothing, nice weather isn’t it El Perro Fumando. :: heh heh ::
ahem
[sub]Hal, what have you done?[/sub]
Welcome Only Mostly Woman.
Oops…that doesn’t sound right…um…let’s try this again.
Hello, El Peludo Perro…nah…that’s not it, either.
Pleased to meet you Woman That Loves Blue, Giant Magaritas…hm…it may be true…but dammit…
Whateverthefuckyourname is…pleased to meet you. Give us embarrasing stories about yourself, now…you know…so we can…um…give you the Royal Squid treatment…it’s a very exquisite…spa-type treatment…with…yeah.
someone got the vat full yet?
There are only two Thursdays in June where he won’t be allowed to play - our wedding rehearsal night and the Thursday in the middle of our honeymoon.
No worries. You can keep your weekly playdate.
Welcome El Perro Fumando. We can always use more Sportsnight fans here!
Got your boogie shoes on?
Nice!
Gee, you make it sound trivial.
Welcome anyway.