(This is Moe using Slipperman’s username)
Congrats! You have just subscribed to the Dope for a year!! May you use it wisely.
Slipperman lives!!!
Glad you made it. 
Moe, love of my life! I never see you online anymore. 
I miss you!!
His twisted limbs like rubber stumps
Are waved in welcome
Say, “please join in”
My grip must be flipping
'Cause his handshake keeps slipping
My hopes keep on dipping
And his lips keep on smiling all the time.
Welcome to the Colony, Slipperman
(I almost chose your user name as my own)
We, like you Rael, have tasted love.
Don’t be alarmed at what you see.
You yourself are just the same
as what you see in me…
sara my dear, my apologies for my apparent elusiveness as of late. I’ve been spending most of my time with my GF in Brooklyn and so I’ve rarely been online for any extended length of time.
I’ll rejoin real life again soon I’m sure. Hope all is well with you.