Me going meeting, and me happy about it. Me will sit in front of peers and speak. Me like be punished like this.
You should not post here, because you like to do it.
Mr C, put the cover back on the liquid paper, go outside, breathe deeply.
NOW GO!!!
I think he ate a bad mushroom over in the Straight Dope Survior thread in IMHO. Poor fella. He should be better in a couple of days.
Either that, or a serious case of sunstroke. C’mon Mr. C, go lie down in the corner and let the trained monkey butlers pamper you until you feel better.
:: picturing monkeys in tuxedos putting pampers on Mr C ::
shudder
wow, hope it wasn’t all that sangria…
Me finish meeting. It make Mr. Cynical very happy; they shorted everyone pay %25! Me so happy, Me want to cry with pleasure.
Me decide that in protest, me only work 25% of the live long day.
I thought this was about what SDMB Bizzaro World would be like.
For example, I would carefully think before posting, and have nothing smart-assed or sarcastic to say.
People in GD would say, “Hey! We’ve finally got this whole religion thing figured out!”
etc.
Ah, Mr. C. Me there before you.
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=19915
Mr. C want to revive thread? Me so happy. Me love you long time . . . Oops, wrong thread.
Me happy to clone Eve’s thread. Me have been here so long that me remebered it.
Me now stand in corner, me so happy.