The thread about the LBMB said that it’s like a Bizarro, alternate-universe version of us, probably overseen by a Cecil lookalike with a goatee.
Alright—game time! Let’s post as our Bizarro exact opposites! Anyone wanna start?
I like Celine Dion. Guitars suck. American Football is the best sport ever. I drink lemonade when I post at night.
I am not all that intelligent, really.
Coldfire
Voted Poster Most Likely To Post Drunk
"You know how complex women are"
- Neil Peart, Rush (1993)
would that make me “smartboy”? But I would have to act like an idiot, right?
Roots&Radicals,
-ldiot8oy
JerkWaterJive
…Ska and Punk never tasted so good together!
“No, you’re probably right. I’m most likely wrong. I’m usually wrong about everything. I’m so sorry if I offended you.” That really applies to a Bizarro GD, but hey.
How about this: on the Bizarro SBMB, Great Debates discuss mundate stuff, MPSIMS discusses religious matters and whether the Smurfs are Communists.
DON PEDRO: Your silence most offends me, and to be merry best becomes you; for, out of question, you were born in a merry hour.
BEATRICE: No, sure, my lord, my mother cried; but then there was a star danced, and under that was I born. -Much Ado About Nothing, Act II, Sc: i
So I was, like, sittin’ around with David B. and Poly, smokin’ some weed, y’know—good stuff!—and listening to some def new party mix, and I thought, hey—with the weed and the 'ludes, I really CAN see what’s in this Jesus stuff!
So now, no more sex, no more dope—I’m joinin’ the convent, man. Sister Genocide, that’s the name Cardinal O’Connor gave me when I took the vows. Gave away my TV and all my videos—worldly stuff, man, y’know? But jeez, I’ll miss that weed. It was PRIMO.
I am the most popular poster.
I giveth…and I taketh away
The true key to martial arts mastery is kata. Those who practice kata and nothing else even if only once or twice a week will be true wrecking machines on the street against hardened criminals unprepared for the devasting “Hammer of Thor” techniques developed over the centuries by the ancient karate masters.
Everybody thinks Dawson’s the hottie, but Pacie is way cooler.
BACKSTREET BOYS RULE!!!
Teacher, my red crayon tastes funny – Ralph Wiggum
um, Biggirl, I believe the correct spelling is “Rulzzzzz!” You forgot to include “ohmigod, AJ is such a hottie!” (it’s OK, my little sister is 15. I KNOW these things.)
Uh, yeah, so y’know, us computer 31337 use Windows 'cause it’s so cool, and it doesn’t suck! Bill Gates roolz, dudez!
Aieeee! No! I just can’t do it!
::banging head on keyboard:: 
A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
Bizarro UncleBeer = Al Gore.
Bizarro Esprix = Pat Robertson, only without the agonizingly repressed homosexuality.
Esprix
Bizarro Mullinator = a small minority woman that believes in liberal principles, thinks sports are a waste of time, and can’t possible understand the need or desire o spend time posting something on a message board.
We went right out there and refused to do accoustical versions of the electrical songs that we had refused to record in the first place.
Hey Coldfire, you forgot to mention that big ol’ American Chevy that you drive
As for me, I’ve renounced all ties with the Grateful Dead (I’ve even burned my “Is it live, or is it Dead?” t-shirt)and will now start focusing more on Amy Grant and the Mormon Tabernacle Choir. Oh, joy!
She said: “I know you and you cannot sing.”
I said: “That’s nothing - you should hear me play piano.”
In Bizarro SDMB (would it be “BMDS?”) I am Dr. Laura Schechenger. I know I spelled the name wrong, and I don’t care.
My Bizzaro opposite is a sweet and chaste, kind and gentle young woman whose greatest pleasure is pleasing others. She gets great personal satisfaction from household chores because she sees a sparkling toilet as her crowning achievement. She’s embarrassed when she becomes frustrated enough to utter such expletives as “heck” or “darn”
Beer Sucks!
You know, that Satan guy is a real bastard.
<== young, thin, stupid!
“I used to think the brain was the most important organ in the budy, until I realized who was telling me that.”
Emo Phillips
<== misspells sig line!
“I used to think the brain was the most important organ in the body, until I realized who was telling me that.”
Emo Phillips