What would the Bizarro Dope be like?

“Spreading ignorance since 1973.”

What else?

Nuttin but a bunch of ignant cunts

1000s of pages of “debates” with myopic opinions instead of … Well … never mind on that one.

Nobody watches Star Trek or Simpsons

Avatars!

Father Der Trihs

Up Yours,

Shodan

Truthful Virgin

Conservapedia?

In Bizarro Dope, goat felch you!

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[li]Hi Opal[/li][/ul]

Marley was dead: to begin with.

A community of well-adjusted, smart, mentally healthy, socially adept people who tip and dress appropriately?

Me have 1290s-style life ray…

That’s just going too far. :smiley:

And yet have a near-universal self-appraisal as the stupidest, least attractive bunch on the internet.

The mods’ decisions never are questioned and are accepted by everybody, no matter who’s affected.

Posters always start threads in the correct forum.

Spammers never bother to sign up.

[Carnival Operator]
We Have A WINNAH!
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The MMP would be the Monday Morning Pitting, and the thread regulars would be cursing and hurling insults at each other.

It would be named Bent Genius.

And giant, animated signatures. With sound.

Aunt Cecilia?

“You boys run along, now,”

“(it’s way easier than we anticipated)”

Join Date: Oct 2000. Why am I not surprised.

Hey! I tip!