Welcome to Jurrasic Office

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
1

I am an electric fence and an annoying set of children away from working in Jurrasic Park.

I am on the 14th floor of my office building and anytime someone walks by my cube it causes vibrations in the floor. It doesn’t matter how big or small they are or how fast they are walking, the movement shakes my cube. The water bottle on my desk constantly shows ripples in the water, just like when the T-Rex in Jurrasic Park showed up.

Next to my desk are two giant ferns so out of the corner of my eye it looks like I am working in a jungle.

None of the door handles in the building are round. They are all the handle that you just push down on to open the door, leaving the office vulnerable to velociraptor attacks.

If Sam Neill and Laura Dern show up, I am out of here.

So tell me, what movie does your job remind you of when you go to work?

2

The Ministry of Information in Brazil.

I work in Information Burial.

3

Animal House!

4

Mine reminds me of the dens from Meerkat Manor, that or the dungeon from Zork – a maze of twisty passages, all alike.

5

Mine reminds me a little of the law firm’s sleek office building from The Firm. I haven’t had to jump out the window into a Dumpster, fortunately. Yet.

6

Glengarry Glen Ross

or

Used Cars

7

This one. :frowning:

8

I am doing the job that Charlie Brown will do when he grows up.

And I work in a toilet.

9

You coach little league in the toilet? :smiley: