Hello and welcome, Khan. Escape while you can, is the only advice I can give you.
Lexicon: meatflaps - yellow. Get busy.
:::adopts a Shatner-esque kneeling and yelling pose:::
KAAAAAAHHHHHNNNNN!!!
Welcome.
God is my co-pilot. Blame Him.
Surg…sweetie… they are ALL my boytoys!
ohh you mean THAT boytoy. Nope hon, but don’t worry, you may get to meet him yet.
I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature!
Welcome kahn!
::passing out the jello shots::
I don’t think I’ll be driving home, can I crash on the couch?
I like it here-can I stay?
And do you have a vacancy for a Back-scrubber?
Gives a new meaning to her sig doesn’t it?
Lexi, I’ll play Twister with you. I just have to liberate some mushrooms and jello shots first. You get started, I’ll be right back. 
Princess of the Time and Space Continuum since 1969 (upgraded to Goddess 01/07/00)
Senior S.S.D.A., SDMB Self-Righteous Clique =^…^=
:::Setting down a case of Tequila:::
Welcome Kahn!
:::Opening a bottle:::
Have a blast. This stuff is as smooth as warm water.
PCW: Great mushrooms!
–Kalél
TheHungerSite.com
“If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.”
“Well, there was that thing with the Cheese-Wiz…but I’m feeling much better now!” – John Astin, Night Court
You play Battletech, Kahn? Just curious.
– Sylence
“Excuse me, are you reading Torah and eating crayons?”
Good idea- have all new members escorted in to the boards. That way we have somebody to beat up on of they turn out to be MM in disguise.
Welcome Kahn! Good luck! (this place is fulla whack-jobs - yer gonna need it!)
SHROOOOOOMS?!?!? Why PCW, I had no idea! (You throw the best parties!) Nothingman, can I get a Top Shelf, mixed, with salt, please?
Kalél!!! HOW TERRIFIC TO SEE YOU AGAIN! :::smooch on cheek:::
Sorry Lex, I don’t think I’m ready for nekkid Twister, but I brought the spatula for later - just in case.
StoryTyler
“Not everybody does it, but everybody should.”
You people sure are fond of your naked parties.
One does not become enlightened by imagining figures of light, but by making the darkness conscious Carl Jung
Umm…Hello. I am new too, but I have been yakkin’ away as if I have been here forever. Nice to meet you all.
-Green Bean
P.S. I am not MM.
Okay, I’m on the board, I got one asscheek on red, one hand on yellow, both feet in the air, I’m down to my skivvies, and all that keeps running through my head is
“Man, I would look stupid if I hadn’t Naired my back yesterday!”
“Winners never quit and quitters never win, but those who never win and never quit are idiots.”
Cheetos!! I smell Cheetos!! Orange Food of the Gods!! One of the most underrated breakfast foods known to man. I love you Purple!!
…send lawyers, guns, and money…
Warren ZevonWelcome to our world too GreenBean! Loved your who’s who post btw.
Orange food of the Gods is right! What other food doubles for a light source? I love the look of an orange glowing smile at night.
I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature!
… stands off to the side, gaze transfixed on the wall, admiring the velvet paintings of dogs playing poker and Elvis during the ‘Viva Las Vegas’ years.
“Nothing is so firmly believed as what is least known” - Michel Gyquem de Montaigne
Alright, Lex, I’ve read that post a couple times, and I want to know where the hell your other butt cheek is? And if you’re playing alone (heh…) why are you removing your clothes? It’s STRIP Twister, afterall. How can you be losing?
I am afraid that all board parties will soon go the way of Oph’s. I mean, I didn’t go through all the trouble of getting my clothes BACK on to come all the way over here and get all nekkid again! I shall remain clothed for the sake of laziness. Pass the shrooms.
DON PEDRO: Your silence most offends me, and to be merry best becomes you; for, out of question, you were born in a merry hour.
BEATRICE: No, sure, my lord, my mother cried; but then there was a star danced, and under that was I born. -Much Ado About Nothing, Act II, Sc: i
Hey, these things are good!
Wait, did you say “crab stuffed mushrooms”?
Oh, dear, I’m allergic to both. faints
(someone kicks Breckinshire under the couch)