Just thought I would throw a welcome to the board party for all the recent newcomers and introduce my friend kahn to you all. He has decided to join our merry band.
:: opens the keg and pulls the nachos out of the oven::
I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature!
<UUURRRPPP!> Great nachos.
Are we gonna be naked at this party, too?
“Winners never quit and quitters never win, but those who never win and never quit are idiots.”
Welcome Kahn! Any friend of PCW is…well… a friend of PCW! ::ducking::
My usual advice is to warn people about PCW, but since you already know… Have fun, don’t take it too seriously and no, there will not be another party until you hit 100. 
Mike Mulligan had a steam shovel,
a beautiful red steam shovel.
Her name was Mary Anne.
Hey PCW, got a blender ? I brought my own stuff for marqueritas. Mind if I set up in the kitchen ? Cool !
OK we got regular, strawberry, and raspberry. Who wants what ?
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HEY! I hate to be fussy, but get all of yer half clothed asses back to my NAKED party! If there’s no-one there, it makes me look like just another creepy naked guy! BTW, PCW, the masseuse is crying his eyes out what did you say to him!?!
Where’s my side of FUN!?
Kisses!
Ophy
::gets the blender out of the cupboard::
sure have at it hon!
I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature!
Wooohoooo my favourite Yan Khan… welcome aboard hon!!
We are, each of us angels with only one wing,and we can only fly by embracing one another
I told him he owes me a mule Ophanim… I don’t care what reason he gave…if ya touch the Crackwhore…ya pay the mule!
I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature!
Thank you for the warm welcome!
kahn? Any descendant of Ghenghis is a friend of mine. (Someone had to say it.)
Welcome aboard mate.
Dr. Watson
“Yes sir, I’m quite sure that isn’t my sword.”
:: passes around the crab stuffed mushrooms::
get em while they are hot!
I meant the mushrooms! not me!
I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature!
Okay, okay, quit nagging.
Clear some room, everyone, it’s time for our first game.
What?
No, it’s not coed naked volleyball, no it’s not truth or dare, what are you 12?
It’s
Strip Twister!!!
See, I’ve modified the spin board so it tells you an article to remove as well as a hand/foot/body part to put where.
If we start to have a really good time, I’ll break out the other spinner, and that one…
Whoa, baby!
“Winners never quit and quitters never win, but those who never win and never quit are idiots.”
Thanks
Hi Kahn ! I’d say “welcome”, but I am new here too. So lets both hope we enjoy our stay. Wanna marquerita ? MMMMM these mushrooms are to die for !
BTW, Oph - where can I get me some of that biblical anime ??
Welcome to the board too NothingMan. I will take one of those Margaritas now please
::empties a bag of crunchy cheetos in a bowl::
I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature!
Welcome, welcome, kahn! to our not-so-humble abode. Hope you have fun here!
<and Ophy, I’m going back to the naked party soon, don’t you worry.>
Thanks for the nachos, PCW, and I’ll take a strawberry one, NothingMan. Thanks!
Don’t make me come down there.
God
Thanks.
Theres no “qu” in marquerita ?
marga
marger
marguerit
Screw it. I make 'em better than I spell 'em.
Drink up !
<looks around, confused>
HEY! Why isn’t anyone playing with me…
Leaving myself wide open for the sake of cheap shots and funny puns.
“Winners never quit and quitters never win, but those who never win and never quit are idiots.”
Lexi, because no one likes you.
Okay, I lied. Actually, you’re a great guy and everyone loves you, especially since you stopped saying ‘noonch’. shudder
Khan, are you PCW’s boytoy?
I sold my soul to Satan for a dollar. I got it in the mail.
Hello kahn welcome to the board. It won’t take long for you to learn everyone.
I’ve learned that if someone says something unkind about me, I must live so that no one will believe it.