Freud and Maiden it was a pleasure to meet you both.
I was well behaved yesterday, because I was being shy in the presence of yall and Zyada’s mom. The next time we get together I will be a free woman, and less inhibited!
How was the orgy and did you tell antique man hello???
It’s good to be here. Looking forward to all the strangeness and other surreal conversations. Don’t have much tome to talk now, being at work and all, but I’ll be sure to stick my nose in where it doesn’t belong as often as possible.
As for the “orgy”, maidenunicorn and I decided to just come home and spend some time together alone. Maybe we will go to the next one in Houston or something.
FreudianSlip, Wa’s the dilly, yo? Hey man, if you want I can set you up with a new grill, ‘cause you gots to be blingin’ hard up in here to make an impression. I’ll peep you later, though, ‘cause right now I needz to tend to my ho’s, lest they be gittin’ uppity an’ shit. Later, foo’.
Uh-oh… have I already been busted for talking in my sleep or something? Did I actually say that grace and hootie were cute? It must have been my subconscious talking there. Time for more regressive dream analysis I think.
Now did I mention that my mother was once a beauty queen? Oh… I guess I didn’t… probably because she wasn’t. Now this is exactly the type of conversation that made me choose this name. I knew I’d manage to dig myself a deep hole in just a matter of a few posts. So, while I’m down here, will someone please toss me down a cold one?
Welcome FreudianSlip! Don’t worry, you’ll fit right in!
MaidenUnicorn - can I bring some of this extra food to your party? I have tortilla chips and potato chips and lots of salsa and a whole bunch of grated cheese, I can whip up some nachos in about two minutes! I also have extra beer and soda pop!