Hey. Just wanted to welcome you aboard. I’ve been very impressed by your first 6 posts. Stick around. And don’t mess the carpets.
Hello. Welcome aboard and stuff.
‘sup, foo’? How you doin’?
Ahoy Sir, so long as you’re not one of those people who always seem to “miss” the toilet we’re gonna get right along
(i have this weird urge to sing the "we welcome you to munchkin land song…)
Upham
woody, shouldn’t that be “how YOU doin’?” a la Joey? 
Rasa, you’re right as usual. unnameable (nice Beckett reference, BTW), please use Rasa’s emphasis when reading my post.