I’m welcoming my good friend here, be nice to him. He tends to be a wee bit shy. Hah. Who am I kidding.
Now everyone at once, welcome 12341234!
Very good!
Now feel free to roast him.
1234 1234
You, you try, you try to get by.
“You’re never going to pull it off”, “You shouldn’t even try”
“You’re a wet cigarette”, “You’re always second best”,
but they’re never going to give a shit about anybody but themselves.
You fight for them to realize; there’s more to life, there’s more to you, there’s more than meets the eye. And when you’re done, the battle’s been won. You sit back, you smile and this is what you hum, you hum: …12341234… The years go by, the time it does fly. Every single second is a moment in time that passes oh, so quick and it seems like nothing, but when you’re looking back, well it amounts to everything. I’ve got myself. I’ve got my friends. I’ve got my little family, but that’s not where it ends. This one goes out to you, it goes out to everyone. It’s in the name of honesty because life has just begun. … 12341234… Look around little brother, Can you tell me what you see? You’re a big boy now, so take responsibility. You never had it hard, but now it’s getting tough, so you whine, whine, whine and you say you’ve had enough. You say i’m full of shit That i’m a hypocrite I shouldn’t talk, when i can’t take the advice that i give? Well maybe you’re right, but open your eyes: the main difference here is that i try, try,
Damn. Every time he posts I’m going to have to sing the Sesame Street song.
one two three FOUR five, six seven eight NINE ten, eleven twelve.
Welcome.
Ah, JBERGES, you know the Catch 22 reference. Very good band, to say the least.
Now if I can get him to post around here…
Well, it’s nice to see other people around here are Catch 22 fans. They, in my opinion, are one of the best ska/punk bands ever. And they’re from NJ too… I have a friend who has a friend who knows them, but I’ve never met them.
C’mon 12341234…speak up!
We haven’t even started the roasting yet!!
::waits impatiently with book of matches, tapping his feet to the song which is now stuck in his head::
thank you for welcoming me. i don’t have much to say but oh well.
(your name here) why do you say another one for you to roast?;j
Because, from the very moment you signed on to this site,your chestnuts were in the fire! 
Ain’t it fun?