Hey! I just noticed that our newest member is a friend of mine from another message board. So, I’d like to be the first to extend a big welcome to my good friend dwala!!!
Hey hey hey! Welcome to the Straight Dope! Once you look around, you’ll find that we’re completely and utterly dedicated to fighting ignorance in all it’s forms.
Oh, except here in MPSIMS. Here we’re completely and utterly dedicated to getting smashed off our asses and generally having a good time. 
Enjoy!
Hi, dwala, nice ta meetcha.
Welcome dwala.
Howdy-do, dwala. Tell us about yourself.
Hi, everybody. Guin, thanks for the introduction. Good to know everything I say will have the potential to stain your character here. I showed up after seeing your post about the site.
I’m going to be spending the next few months doing so much of that you’ll wish you’d never asked!
Welcome welcome. I hope you enjoy your stay. 
Contents under pressure, open carefully. Refrigerate unused portion. Employees only. No food or drinks past this point. No smoking. Do not shake. Shake well. Discard after 11/02/01. Not to be used if safety seal is broken. No passing. But, most of all, have fun.
::tips hat::
Welcome aboard(s) dwala.
dwala!
I saw you over in my Welcome Wagon Thread. Had I known you were a friend of Guinny’s I’d have been nicer to you! Just keep in mind, pretty much anything I say you should take with a grain of salt. Much of what I say on the boards I mean tongue-in-cheek, so don’t take me all that seriously, m’kay?
Ms. Pot, meet Mr. Kettle:D
Also, no running or shouting! We got some old fogies in here who need their afternoon naps.
Keep it down you damn whippersnapper! And you and your hoodlum friends better get the hell off my lawn!
Thanks again, everybody!
Crunchy Frog, I haven’t read your post in response to mine, but I did read the rest of the thread, and I’m a big girl. I knew what I was signing up for, and I’m glad you’re willing to play with people you’ve just met.
Now, I must go hurt you. 
Aww, and I worked so hard trying to work the name Buddy Hackett into there too!
Oooooh! Now I’m shivering with antici
pation.
I hope you have as much fun here as I have had!
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Cute response, Crunch.
Hey! I don’t smoke in here. (Really, I don’t.) I go in a different room.
Hi dwala! Good to have someone who is intimately familiar with me! After all, we have shared all of…one post before. Hehe!
It was good for me.
I thought of a dave I know when I saw your name and post. He’s weirddddd…
Ah, my character’s already blackened beyond belief.