Ready?
Bronx Mowgli Wentz
. . . lol
But seriously, do you think Dad had this conversation with himself? “Ok, let’s follow the celebrity trend of naming the kid where he was conceived, then let’s throw on the most ridiculous thing we can think of. Hey, Ashlee, what are you watching? The Jungle Book! AWESOME. How about we name him Baloo? No? Ok. Fine. Mowgli will have to do, I guess :(”
Didn’t “Mowgli” translate to “naked frog” or something like that in Indian Wolf-ese?
This name officially eclipses Zuma Nesta Rock (Gwen Stefani & Gavin Rossdale’s son) as Worst Celebrity Baby Name of the Year.
I thought it was the place he was conceived and what his mother sreamed out during orgasm.
Nice.
I say we give him the ol’ bronx cheer.
“THHBBBBBTTTTT!!!”
I would have named him Senor.
“Put that toy down, that’s Senor Wentz’.”
“S’all right?”
“s’all right.”
At least Bronx, while not the best choice, is his first name. I would hate to be a kid named Mowgli.
…and given that both Wentz and Simpson are both native New Yorkers :rolleyes:, it is easy to see why they went with it
Not unlike Posh and Becks both being native New Yorkers :rolleyes: which is why they named one of their kids Brooklyn.
Don’t get me wrong - anyone can name their kid anything, including a distinctive geographic name that the family is in no way associated with - but it just adds a layer of “whatever”-ness to the already :rolleyes:-inducing activity of hearing about goofy celeb-u-baby names…
At least Ron Howard and his wife pick geographic names - e.g., daughter Bryce Dallas Howard - in honor of the city where said kid was conceived…
They named the baby after a Gremlin?
The Beckhams (and supposedly Ashlee and Pete as well) named their son after where he was conceived, so they say.
What? Jersey Turnpike Tourbus was taken already?
First of all, Ashlee and Pete have probably never been above 96th street. I would sincerely doubt either of them have ever set foot in the Bronx.
Second of all, there is nothing wrong with having sex on a bus. Just sayin’.
that picture, his photo, reminds me of those caricature portraits… is it photoshopped?
His initials are BMW. That requires another few sets of these: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
Yeah, I’m not sure what’s going on with his Little Nicky hairdo.
Nope, Pete Wentz is just that special. Seriously.
Great Googly Mowgli!
I would also refer interested parties to this picture, in which Ashlee and Pete display identical bangs.
That is fucking awesome!
Dunno, because his head won’t fit on my monitor.
This kid may be a first. He’ll actually want his chums to pick a nickname for him. “Sure. Call me BM. Call me Bowel Movement. PLEASE!”
“Where do those stairs go?”
“Ah, that’s the subway Miss Simpson. People go down then ride on the trains.” The bodyguard uses simple phrases when working for *this *family.
“…”
Frowning and staring at the words on the station entrance Ashlee begins to sound out the words. “Uptown, The Bronx and Queens.” She continues to frown.
“Oh, The Bronx - that’s the place the Yankees play.” The bodyguard searched her face for a sign of understanding.
“I’ll name the baby after the Yankees! Pete’ll like that!” She walked on, repeating her favorite new baby name, “Bronx, Bronx, Bronx, Bronx… I don’t want to forget the name… Bronx, Bronx.”