Damn. I just finished watching American History X. By one of those bizarre confluences of time and space, I actually went to Blockbuster and rented the damn thing tonight.
I only got 5 channels…
while you ve got round 40 channels of shit, I ve got 5 that produce an equal amount of smelly, brown,… never mind.
By the way: Know that I ve been hoping for Funny Farm to come on for years cause I lost the video and my mom will never ever forgive me until I make a new Funny Farm video…
:rolleyes:
dodgy
Let me know if this approach works. I tried it a few times in college, but I quit when the emergency room staff started calling me by name when I walked (or was carried) in.
We have direct tv with all the trimmings. Some of it is indeed manure but there are some nuggets to be found as well. The trick is to find the nuggets quickly with the least amount of time in the manure heap.
The one channel that is consistently manure is the “Action” channel. Sub b grade movies with Chuck Norris wannabes, some of the voice overs are hilarious.
And of course there is curling from Canada, my wife hates this one, I kind of like it. I get a kick from the guy with the little broom sweeping like a mad man while scooting down the ice.
Okay, aha, put down the remote and move away from the television. We’ll get you some help.
(Charlie Chat is a monthly show on Dish where the CEO of Echostar, Dish’s parent, gets on and answers questions. It’s kinda boring, but some people obsess over it, and watching it knowing that is kind of a creepy thrill. Kind of like sports talk radio without the sports.)
Manny, I believe you know a little toooo much about Charlie Chat to be the casual disinterested observer.
Ok, just so you people will know that I am not shitting you, here is tonight’s line up. This will be the last one I promise.
The Beast ( I would rather it read “The Breast.”)
Days of Heaven ( Altho watching this would be hell)
Little Monsters ( I got your little monster swingin)
Cabaret Balkan ( WTF!)
The Rugrats Movie ( ohhh yeah been waiting on this bastard)
Target ( the store or movie?)
My Name is Joe ( who gives a rats ass?)
200 cigarettes ( Didn’t even make money on PPV)
Moving Target ( Story of my ex girl’s crotch)
Man Trouble ( Uh oh better watch out! Those darn men are nuttin but trouble.)
Tekkaman ( Shit! WTF!)
I tell ya what me and Charlie are fixin to get eyeball to eyeball. Ohhh yeah…I got some chat for your ass charlie.
You ain’t kidding! Our firm, on behalf of our clients, has been an investor in Echostar since Charlie had a little C-band company, a slot in the sky and an insane dream. I have to watch that show for my job.
I’ve seen most of those movies, and yes, most of them are shit (excluding American History X). Oh, Mother Fucking Pisser Dyke Cock Shit Bitch. This is my first pit post, better make the most of it.