well fuck me..

Yeah, but who watches a Jackie Chan movie for the plot? I mean, I certainly bought the hovercraft chase scene as being set in the Bronx.

Oh, please. All you Dishheads ever watch is Charlie Chat anyway. What difference does it make what movie is on?

Maybe…

But is that so wrong?

Damn, aha, American History X is one of my top 10 movies.

–Tim

Damn. I just finished watching American History X. By one of those bizarre confluences of time and space, I actually went to Blockbuster and rented the damn thing tonight.

I’d say that is nearly creepy.

I only got 5 channels…
while you ve got round 40 channels of shit, I ve got 5 that produce an equal amount of smelly, brown,… never mind.

By the way: Know that I ve been hoping for Funny Farm to come on for years cause I lost the video and my mom will never ever forgive me until I make a new Funny Farm video…
:rolleyes:
dodgy :smiley:

Oops. Anyway, a clean Canadian city that looks almost exactly, but not quite entirely, unlike the Bronx.

manhattan, what the hell is “Charlie Chat”?

"well fuck me…"

Let me know if this approach works. I tried it a few times in college, but I quit when the emergency room staff started calling me by name when I walked (or was carried) in.

We have direct tv with all the trimmings. Some of it is indeed manure but there are some nuggets to be found as well. The trick is to find the nuggets quickly with the least amount of time in the manure heap.

The one channel that is consistently manure is the “Action” channel. Sub b grade movies with Chuck Norris wannabes, some of the voice overs are hilarious.

And of course there is curling from Canada, my wife hates this one, I kind of like it. I get a kick from the guy with the little broom sweeping like a mad man while scooting down the ice.

BornDodgy:

I tried to tell everyone that if bush got elected things would be tough all over.

American History X is GREAT!

Can we still fuck you?

Okay, aha, put down the remote and move away from the television. We’ll get you some help.

(Charlie Chat is a monthly show on Dish where the CEO of Echostar, Dish’s parent, gets on and answers questions. It’s kinda boring, but some people obsess over it, and watching it knowing that is kind of a creepy thrill. Kind of like sports talk radio without the sports.)

I think i’ll pass, Thanx

Soooo, did you see it yet, aha? If so, what did you think? We we right, or were we right?

Oh, I’m referring to American History X, of course.

Davidbw1:

Dave come here: SLAP

Manhattan:

Manny, I believe you know a little toooo much about Charlie Chat to be the casual disinterested observer.

Ok, just so you people will know that I am not shitting you, here is tonight’s line up. This will be the last one I promise.

The Beast ( I would rather it read “The Breast.”)
Days of Heaven ( Altho watching this would be hell)
Little Monsters ( I got your little monster swingin)
Cabaret Balkan ( WTF!)
The Rugrats Movie ( ohhh yeah been waiting on this bastard)
Target ( the store or movie?)
My Name is Joe ( who gives a rats ass?)
200 cigarettes ( Didn’t even make money on PPV)
Moving Target ( Story of my ex girl’s crotch)
Man Trouble ( Uh oh better watch out! Those darn men are nuttin but trouble.)
Tekkaman ( Shit! WTF!)

I tell ya what me and Charlie are fixin to get eyeball to eyeball. Ohhh yeah…I got some chat for your ass charlie.

Lex it ain’t on tonight so I haven’t seen it yet but I will, I promise. Then I shall give you a report.

You ain’t kidding! Our firm, on behalf of our clients, has been an investor in Echostar since Charlie had a little C-band company, a slot in the sky and an insane dream. I have to watch that show for my job.

Ugh. Enjoy your movie.

We? Got a friend? :smiley:

Aha,

“My name is Joe”, is that the British film about an unemployed guy who’s a football coach?

That one’s really good too. The “German 70’s Team Jerseys” scene is classic.

I’ve seen most of those movies, and yes, most of them are shit (excluding American History X). Oh, Mother Fucking Pisser Dyke Cock Shit Bitch. This is my first pit post, better make the most of it.