It hasn’t changed. 
Welcome - from someone now in MS!
Ignore the low chanting of “one of us; one of us” you hear in the background.
Welcome, Dromish! Enjoy your stay.
You do know the rule about sending gifts to Charter Members, right? If not, I’ll outline it for you:
All new members must send Charter Members at least one of the following:
High-quality chocolate
High-quality beer
Pie
Cash in unmarked bills.
Of course. Now naturally I’ll need some information from you, purely for my own records of course. Name, social security number, address, and some identifying characteristics (preferably easily duplicated with magic markers)*… I’ll get right on that Pi for you.
*Satire Disclamer: Not an actual request for personal information.
No, no, no! Not “Pi” (I’m math-impaired) but pie. French Apple is my favorite. But if not pie, I’ll settle for some Sam Adams beer! (Or a couple of bottles of a nice Chardonnay or Pinot Grigio!)
As for the personal information, it will be forthcoming as soon as I receive the gifts!
Dear sir or madam. We regret to inform you that your gift of Pie/Beer/Wine/Cake has been delayed because our records are incomplete. Please take the time to fill out the attached survey, and be sure to waive any rights to complain if your identity is stolen for purposes of negligence, abuse, world domination. We at Evil Geniuses for A Better Tomorrow would like to take this opportunity to thank you for your patronage.
:: rereads thread ::
So… uh, you female? I’m not.
(So much for flirting…)
Yeah, not so much. Sorry chief, I’m very male. I guess I forgot to mention that. You ought to hunt for a better line anyway
'Salright. 
Band name!!
When that beer starts going out you need to remember that I’m a charter member too. Just one that forgot to re-up one time and lost the designation.
Dammit! I’ll do anything for free beer…
Yo Sunspace…