Well, I earned my pennies today

So I’m at work today. Not doing anything but postin’ and readin’ the dope. There’s really nothing to do here right now. And I’ve just had my Homer moment. A big red light went off. After spilling coffee and spraying half chewed donut about

“Please Mr Boss man. A big red light just came on.”

Well, that was the Homer version, mine was a little more professional. But, I spotted the potential problem waaaay before anyone else. Probably saving around six months salary disappering down a big hole.

(If Unclvinny reads this, LC while circulating casing).

Now, back to my donuts.

You are an evil, evil person. You are not going to explain to the rest of us what “LC while circulating casing” means? You and Unclvinny are just going to sit there and eat donuts, chortling quietly, while we fume and fret over what it all means and whether we should call the FBI.

Or the NRC.

You are evil, evil…

Alright nosy, the ECD exceeded the FG. Hope that makes you feel better.

You guys work on an oil rig, right?
Did you get any props for your eagle eyes?

No, 1 “oh shit” wipes out 5,000 “atta boys” and “atta boys” are not worth anything anyway, in our line of work if you perform flawlessly 24 hours a day for months on end, you don’t get fired, so I will say it, WAY TO CALIBRATE TAP, GOOD JOB!!!.. now get back to work.

unclviny

Tap, you don’t work under a big mountain do you?

In the middle of the Country? Please say you don’t!

A “Big Red Light” came on? :eek:

Hope there’s nothing in you coffee but sugar.

Right? Right?

Cold, yet sexy, female computer voice: Hamster #3 overheating.
Jerry: Oooo JAM donuts.
Computer: Hamster Three 98% critical.
Jerry: Do-nuts…
Computer: SHUT DOWN HAMSTER #3!!
Jerry: Jam. Sweet.
WOOP! WOOP! WOOP!

No, now it’s worse, because now there are hamsters and jam donuts involved.

<< pouts >>

Well, just yesterday Tapioca asked me to quit spilling the secrets, so my lips are sealed.

There were no hamsters involved. At least not directly. And it got worse: TG=3350 and losses of 400+ during cmt