- Never look at Tir after her 7th pint. It only encourages her.
- Never try and hold a coherent conversation after 7 pints.
- Never try to add to nubmered lishts after sheven pintsh.
- Never forget that after 7 pints you are in fact witty, charming, and incredibly sexy.
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Don’t cross the streams, Venkman.
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If your partner, Bud Abbot, wants you to go into the Castle where you saw Dracula and Frankenstein earlier tonight, leave. Abbot will go in alone, & you’ll get a new partner!
68. Never start a thread like this cos smelly people whos mothers dress them funny try to make jokes about you… 
- And so is everbody else. And suddenly oddly attractive.
Aaaw… Poor Tir. Its OK, Gyrate can’t help it. He makes fun of everybody.
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No comment
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After the 7th pint, anything you do is erased from everyone’s memory banks.
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Never let someone who’s had 7 pints try and photograph you.
72. Never play a game which should be retitled “Stoopid Dumb-ass Addictive Card Game That I Cant Win At But Have To Keep Trying Anyway Just In Case And If On The Off-Chance I Do I Still Have To Have Another Go To Make SUre”
- Never pay for all seven pints yourself.
- Never pay for all seven pints yourself.
Playing Solitaire?
- Never agree to anything after seven pints.
- Never pay for all seven pints yourself.
Never format anything without first saying, “Eeeeek!”
Never try to pick up a broken Oreo® cookie with a vacuum sweeper.
Never ask the fellow next to you what he means by the word “sworp.”
68, 68, & 68. Never hit submit more than once…
I didn’t! takes mallet and chases the hamsters
I wondered why the boards had slowed down. . . . . . SciFiSam, stop chasing the hamsters, and put them back on the wheel.
69!!! Never clip your toenails when you’re drunk. Don’t ask, it wasn’t pretty.
- Practice counting consecutivley*
[sub]And spelling. . . . . [s/ub]
- Never wind up too many Dopers at the same time…