The, er, money quote:
Damn, I wish I was that limber.
“I’ll have what she’s having.”
Keep Austin Weird.
Obligatory xkcd link.
“You won’t find me coming here again!”
(I’ll see myself out.)
Ewwwww. Just ewwww!
I could probably offer a relevant Oglaf link but I wouldn’t know which one to choose.
“It’s a fair cop officer, I’ll come quietly…”
I don’t think she’s gonna get off.
mmm
Probably drug related, there are some interesting videos on Liveleak the night after a Molly binge or some other drug where women or couples are still stimulating themselves the morning after waking up nude or half-nude in the middle of a park or beach or something.
In the old records of the mental asylum near where I used to live, there were people who were incarcerated for “masturbation”. To some of the kids at my school, that seemed odd. When you meet someone who has been arrested by the police for “masturbation”, less so.
My first reaction was actually, “what would they have done if she had been wearing pants?”
If you google her full name (middle name Jane) you’ll come up with several past arrests.
I don’t want to Google her name. Just sayin’
So what was everyone doing during the 7-8 minutes with her legs up in the air, before she went across the street? Just standing around watching?
That’s something you can’t un-see. Heck, I need brain bleach as it is.
Her legs up in the air
she just don’t flipppin’ care
wind through her pubic hair;
naked ride at the fair.
Seven minutes she held out
showin’ folk her private pout.
When the cops came droppin’ in
she was quoted “Come again!”
“My hands locked in your cuffs
won’t keep them from my muff.
My fingers know the drill,
they touch me just there still.”
Cops took her in to book
and they snapped a mug shot.
When asked what was she doing
Said “'Twas obvious; I thot”.
“Cancel that Hog-Dog”
You’re such the poet! Bravo!