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Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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amazing how quickly people will call someone troll simply because that person doesn’t comform to them.

“I shot the sherrif, I shot the deputy too. No, it wasn’t in self defense. They both looked at me cockeyed so I capped 'em. Then I shot the mayor, then the firechief, decapitated the librarian, impaled the dog catcher, used a spoon to remove the groundskeepers eyes and sent the leader of the local KKK in full KKK uniform to downtown Manhattan. Then I made sweet love to the sexy 18 yr old intern, and it was all good.”

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So what’s everyone doing this weekend?

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Not much Louie, you?

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I’ve got some folks coming over in a while to do the social-cooking thing. We’re gonna whomp up a batch of chili as a test for the company chili cook-off which is in a few weeks. And drink some beers, and shoot the breeze… You know the drill, I’m sure.

A committee is a lifeform with six or more legs and no brain.

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I’m thinkingof going to see my first baseball game. How drunk are you allowed to get?

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You have to be sober enough to stand up for the Seventh Inning Stretch.

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The ENTIRE seventh inning stretch?

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The entire stretch, yes, the entire inning, no. C’mon, you can sway your way through one chorus of “Take Me Out To The Ballgame” and not have to inhibit your beer consumption much, right? Right?

Jodi

Fiat Justitia

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Actually, I went to see my first baseball game this summer. I didn’t realize how LONG they were…

And for some reason, I was laboring under the misconception that an innning was three outs for a team. It’s actually three outs for each team. :o

But it was fun…

My classes are optional. So is graduating.

(Get your Sig by Wally today!)

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Hmm… sounds like my average evening at home in front of the boobtube.

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Damn… I keep forgetting to add my Wally Sig! I mean no disrespect…

I was sad because I had no shoes, until I saw a snake with no legs.

  • Another TRUE Wally original! Accept no substitues!
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Another Americansm -boobtube?

Is TV?

In UK boobtube = close fitting garment worn by women covering torso and leaving the shoulders bare-not to be worn with a bra.

How long does Baseball game last for?

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Is!

Your definition of boobtube… tubetop here.

baseball games last till there over… I dont think ive ever stayed awake through a whole one.

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I’m packing to move to CO to live with GF. and partying with all the friends that I’m leaving behind.
I hope that the move goes smoothly, but I am sure at least a million things will go wrong.

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CASEDAVE – In the U.S., the “Boob Tube” is indeed the television. A British “boob tube” is in the U.S. a “tube top.” Baseball games are nine innings, three outs per side (a total of six outs) per inning.

Jodi

Fiat Justitia

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No boob tube (or as H.E. would call it, The Glass Teat) for me. I just flew up to Lancaster (that Pepsi cost me $290!) and now I’m heading off to the pub to meet with whatever So. Cal. Dopers show up.

“I must leave this planet, if only for an hour.” – Antoine de St. Exupéry

Are you a turtle?

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Well, since nobody has answered the question with a relevant answer, most baseball games last 2-3 hours.

Truth does not change because it is, or is not, beleived by a majority of the people.
-Giordano Bruno

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Flymaster?

gives Flymaster an evil glare

“I shot the sherrif, I shot the deputy too. No, it wasn’t in self defense. They both looked at me cockeyed so I capped 'em. Then I shot the mayor, then the firechief, decapitated the librarian, impaled the dog catcher, used a spoon to remove the groundskeepers eyes and sent the leader of the local KKK in full KKK uniform to downtown Manhattan. Then I made sweet love to the sexy 18 yr old intern, and it was all good.”

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I’ve seen baseball games on TV go on for over four hours, although that is unusual.

We were getting baseball live on TV in the UK last season, but no sign of it so far this year. There are some British teams, but don’t worry - they’re no threat to the Yankees just yet.

I knew someone that used to call the TV the “Haunted Fishtank”

The Scots - never trust a race whose national dress includes a concealed knife.

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Andy, I hope its a Cubs game, you have to spend an afternoon in the bleachers before exile across the pond. And if your in the bleachers, you can get plenty drunk. Just don’t throw anything onto the field except opposing teams homeruns.