I became a full fledged doper!
I was so nervous. All the other dopers were so experienced. Would I do it right? Would they see how new I was to this? I’ve read so much about joining but it’s just not the same. But there was only a quick flash of pain and now it feels GOOD…
:eek:
You lost your Doperginity?
But you supposed to be saving it? For when your 30 days run out?
I mean, seriously, what is this world coming to?
That’s it? After all that build-up, just that?
Uh, I mean… great! It was wonderful. I’m sure your next post will be, um… longer.
Cue the goat!
::rus nekkid thru thread::
Well, you know, the excitement at your first time … you don’t have the stamina you’ll develop later… 
I’ll be sure to think about baseball next time.