I had a nice winter vacation all planned out with Astrogirl, my best friend dlight , and possibly his girlfriend. Fly to Amsterdam, live it up for a few days (lots of drinking and smoking planned…), then rent a car and sort of beat around Europe for a week or two making general nuisances of ourselves. Cool, eh?
Well, in the past few days those plans have unravelled like some, uh… um… horribly unravelling thingy! I feel like a racoon, drooling over a sugar cube, who takes it down to the stream to wash it off… WTF? What happened? I had it right here in my little racoony hands a second ago…
Astrogirl can’t make it (she has signed up for an expensive class that runs through the winter, plus she can’t get the time off from work), and dlight and his girlfriend are also out (dlight’s car has died, and he has to buy a new one… there goes his party in Europe money…).
So now what do I do?
I’m really severely in need of time away from Seoul (I been here too long!!). I need to get the hell out of Dodge for a couple of weeks!
Here are my options for my solo vacation:
#1: go to Amsterdam and tool around Europe making an ass of myself alone. (I am quite capable of making an ass of myself, but it doesn’t sound too fun all by myself!)
#2: go to China, climb the Great Wall, get really drunk, and fall off. (Hmmm… that actually has merit! )
#3: Thailand!! I love Thailand!! (but it is a BAD place to go if you’re a male with an Asian-girl fetish, in a committed relationship trying to be good… ESPECIALLY by yourself! So that’s right out!!)
#4: go to San Diego, visit dlight for a week, fly to Wyoming and visit my father for a week. (Much as I’d like to see dlight and my dad… it sounds kinda boring! And Wyoming in the winter? SHUDDER)
#5: A whirl-wind tour of Afghanistan. (Um, no.)
#6: Hole up in my room, refuse to answer the phone, and drink myself blind for a couple of weeks. (Tempting, but might tick off Astrogirl.)
Any suggestions? Nothing too expensive… as I’m more or less broke at the moment, and won’t be able to spend more than a couple of grand on this vacation. I need adventure, and excitement, and really wild things! (But I’m kinda old and out of shape, so nothing too adventurous, exciting, or wild please! )
Help?