Thanks for backing me up, guys. Sheesh, you lay low for a Saturday afternoon, and DippyMadAssailantMongHatter is back again. What an utter surprise.
Luckily, he’s gone already. All hail the SD administrators, for they kick serious buttocks.
Oh, and yojimbo? I’m thinking of buying Google.com to harrass people over there as well 
About kissing mod butt:
What goes on in my private life shall remain private.
Instant pleasure, The assailant,
I know you’re still lurking, I know you’ll read this.
For the record, I disagree with the moderators. Every action they’ve ever done. Everything they’ve ever typed. Every thought that’s run through each of their heads, I have completely, totally, without question disagreed with. Not a day goes by where I don’t read every single one of the moderators posts and say “by God, I could have done that a lot better.” Nary a fortnight traverses wherein I doth state “Lo, and behold, thine administration of thouest board doth reek of lousy action. Out, Out, damn spot!”
Now, sock puppet, please stand back and watch what happens to me, a cog in the wheel.
I’m delighted you’ve have shown us to be the fools that we are.
Now fuck off.
You know, Premature Ejaculation…er, Instant Pleasure, I’m actually beginning to come around to your stated way of thinking. No one has any thoughts that they don’t state outright at every possible opportunity. Therefore you’re not bitter about your banning, and using a phoney crusade to try to make yourself seem like a victim, because you didn’t say so.
Oh, wait.
I’m not a fucking moron, I don’t think that way.
And, despite all the evidence you’re giving us, I don’t think you’re a fucking moron either. You’re a troll, pure and simple. A troll playing an old, tired tune, but a troll nonetheless.
Go away, little boy, or else learn a new dance.
Until he does, I’m closing the dance floor.