Well, That Explains the Board's Performance Issues!

The capybaras have taken up home brewing.

Just figured you all might appreciate the explanation why the board is sometimes speedy and sometimes sluggish.


Copybaras? Aren’t they something like hamsters on steroids?

Yep, capybaras are the world’s largest rodents. It was explained when Jerry (jdavis) bought the new server that we’d upgraded from hamster-wheel power to capybaras.

(Nobody mentioned they had a taste for homebrewed beer!)

Grunt grunt. Oink? We’re apparently not very sanitary! They’ve also been playing too much X-box-- sorry about the servers, eh?

Hey, that was me who first said they should get capybaras. I’m so glad that Jerry invested in some, after first experimenting with guinea pigs.