Well, That Explains the Board's Performance Issues!

The capybaras have taken up home brewing.

Just figured you all might appreciate the explanation why the board is sometimes speedy and sometimes sluggish.

:smiley:

Copybaras? Aren’t they something like hamsters on steroids?

Yep, capybaras are the world’s largest rodents. It was explained when Jerry (jdavis) bought the new server that we’d upgraded from hamster-wheel power to capybaras.

(Nobody mentioned they had a taste for homebrewed beer!)

Grunt grunt. Oink? We’re apparently not very sanitary! They’ve also been playing too much X-box-- sorry about the servers, eh?

Hey, that was me who first said they should get capybaras. I’m so glad that Jerry invested in some, after first experimenting with guinea pigs.