Huh.
Well, I guess there’s somebody out there who can’t pluck yew.
Doncha just love chili con carne?
My initial reaction was “Bullshit!” Unlike staples and bugs and rats and other stuff allegedly cooked into fast food, a human finger will be missed. Especially by the person who lost it.
I’m thinking BS too. Maybe it’s not even a finger, sort of like that wang someone found in their drink that turned out to be wang-shaped fungus. Not that I want a fungus in my drink or chili either…
Well, yeah. Kinda by definition.
This is just sooooo ridiculous. Kinda by definition, chili doesn’t include human fingers either.
Yum yum, gimme thumb!
Ya gotta’ hand it to 'em.
Did the cops think to check the fingerprint?
So ridiculous as to be laughable, even?
No offense to you, DDG, but if that were the case, where on earth would she find a human finger? :eek:
Almost as if it were a joke? 
It does hold an uncanny resemblance to a jest, yes.
You want a finger? I can get you a finger.
Oh, I get it. I was whooshed! See because there’s no meat in a vegitarian meal but there is meat in chili (con carne. There’s no meat in plain chile) so OF COURSE it makes sense that, by definition, there’d be a finger in the chili and not the vegitarian meal! Hanaha. . .
Nope, still don’t get it. I guess I’ll remain whooshed.
There is plenty of meat in Chile. Many cows and people there. Probably no meat in their chili, though.
As I understood it, the joke was that a vegetarian dish that has a finger in it not longer fits the definition of vegetarian, because finger=meat.
I hearded that MacDonalds’s puts the worms in there big macks. And their was this kid who eated the pop rocs and drinkded the 7up and his stomack sploded.
Nail polish and all.
[Peter Griffin] I got it on eBay. [/PG]
By my (admittedly crude) calculations, there are approximately 60 billion human fingers on earth. I don’t think it would be that hard to find one. 