We're All on Double-Secret Probation

That’s disturbingly vague. Just what are these “signs” anyway? Makes you wonder…

Scene: The White House

Ashcroft: Stop moving the pointer, Tom!
Ridge: I’m not the one moving it.
Ashcroft: Well, someone’s moving it!
Powell: Why don’t we all stop moving it now? Okay?
Bush enters.
Bush: “All signs point to yes”? Damn! Where will it be? Washington? Is it Washington? ::shakes:: “Reply Hazy - Try Again Later”? It always says that!
Ridge: I’m really starting to think you’re the one moving it, John.
Ashcroft: It’s not me!

Just save the oily aryan musclemen with very little English for me, OK?

jar

TOGA! TOGA! TOGA!

Is it just me [sub]ok, I know it is just me [/sub] but whenever whatever TALKING HEAD of IMPORTANTANT MATTERS RELATED TO NATIONAL SECURITY is on TV, all I can think of is “Gee, he looks like Kevin Spacey (or whomever)…in the Movie of the week, spacey will play that guy.”

For Condoleeza Rice role in the MOTW I am betting Viveca Fox will play her.

There is one Talking Head (I have no idea whomever he is, but he is Big Govt) that makes me think every time I see him that Sam Waterson ( Law & Order) would play in the the MOTW.

Anyone else do this?

Oh, I triple the motion to have barechested diversified firemen and policemen patrol my house. [sub]They may object, but they are PUBLIC SERVANTS after all. [/sub]

How about this for a sign:

http://web.realcities.com/content/rc/news/attack/miami/1956602841.htm

"The incident in the Midwest apparently contributed to the new terror warning. The six men stopped by police were traveling in groups of three in two white sedans, said the senior law enforcement official, who requested anonymity.

In addition to the photographs and other suspicious material, they carried “box cutters and other equipment,” the official said."

Hey, no bogarting the blonde bodybuilders, Jarbaby!

I read this as “mysterious writers and fans.” What makes them so mysterious, says I.

Jeez, cmetzb, NOW ya got me paranoid.

I live down south. I can’t go anywhere without seeing white vans carrying groups of dark-skinned men with curly hair, and I know they’ve got “box cutters and other equipment” on them.

I’ve just been assuming they were Mexican construction workers.

I think they’re planning to sneak into every house in America and flush all the toilets at the same time.

Throw in that Latino for my Spaniard and you got yourself a deal.

It’s all for our protection, you understand…

Esprix

But that’ll make things all higgeldy-piggeldy!

Esprix

[sub]“Thank you, and goodnight!”[/sub]

Ma’am? (I hope)
You called?

It’s my first post. Be gentle