:: Stands outside Publik House, idly watching Townsfolk walking by ::
- Richard Parker
- Menocchio
- Rubystreak
- Ogre
- Miller
- Enginerd
- jsgoddess
- hocow
- Kat
- Rysto
- sturmhauke
- JSexton
- Suburban Plankton
- ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies
- MadTheSwine
- One And Only Wanderers
- smiling bandit
- Winston Smith
- Kythereia
- moonstarssun
- Captain Carrot
I think it’s obvious that Ogre is a werewolf. I mean, “Ogre”? I don’t trust 'em. I don’t trust 'em at all.
Then there’s Rubystreak. What exactly is making those streaks, huh? Could it be the blood of innocent villagers?
And those who are trying to trick us by having other beasts in their names, hocow, Kat, MadTheSwine, maybe even sturmhauke if that’s just some furrin spelling of a good 'Merkin word. I’ve got my eye on you all.
This is one of those incidents like when someone farts, they automatically turn around and say to someone else, “Hey, why’d you fart? Ewwww!” Awfully quick to point the finger, eh jsgoddess? What’s that under your fingernails?
Hot sauce! It was 10 cent wing night at Buffalo Wild Wings. Obviously, there’s no way a werewolf, with their sense of smell, could stand to eat hot wings.
I think it should be obvious from my handle and location that I have experience in hysterical mob reactions to supernatural threats.
Therefore I think likely candidates are:
jsgoddess Goddess? That’s pagan talk. She’s a witch! That’s close enough!
ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies Obviously sent by the devil to tempt us.
Or Enginerd, who I saw with a Chinese menu in his hand
Walking through the streets of Soho in the rain
He was looking for a place called Lee Ho Fook’s
Going to get himself a big dish of beef chow mein
Blatant lies - I’ve never even been to London!
Still, I’ve been doing some research on Werewolves. The legend seems to date back to 15th century Italy - that can’t be a coincidence… and take a look at that biography. Somebody get a rope!
And the natural ally of Menocchio the miller would, of course, be our own Miller. Werewolves are a lot of things, but subtle ain’t one of 'em.
It’s obvious that we have a known werewolf lover amongst us
I want to vote for Captain Carrot!
The first person to cast a vote is a Wanderer. Perhaps chased from other villages for being a werewolf? Do you have references for those places you “wandered” to? HUH?
Fine. See if I grind any flour for you!
hmmm trying to divert suspicion away from Captain Wolf?? FOS jsgoddess
Operating under the sage principle of “who smelt it, dealt it,” and while I’m not a werewolf, I loves me a good hangin’, I’m guessing jsgoddess.
(What does FOS mean?)
Finger Of Suspicion
gasp So I’ve been fingered!
Er, that didn’t come out quite right.
Apparently there’s going to be more than one scandal in Cecilton… 
No, it didn’t. It’s usually more of a pleasurable sigh than a gasp - those come later.
solo-picketing in the town square carrying a sign that reads “Stop the paranoia! Just say no to indiscriminate t-shirt slogan profiling!”
Let’s hang the protester, just because we can.
random.org commands me to vote for Miller. So i shall be.
There’s a common technique that we could use here. Several people, though not everyone, should throw out a random vote. The Seer, if he/she found a bad guy, will throw out a vote for that person. If they found a good guy, don’t random vote. That way, if you die before telling us your results, we can use those breadcrumbs to get your results.
Have at it!
Well, in that case, I accuse random.org of being the werewolf!
What? Oh.
Okay, instead, I think it’s jsgoddess. That sounds like a hippie name. Hippies have long hair. Werewolves have long hair. Ergo, jsgoddess is the werewolf!