Wesley Clark is your keyboard broken (persnickety)

everyone knows that capital letters are bigger and pointier, so they wear out your internet cables quicker PARTICULARLY IF THEY ARRIVE SUDDENLY IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING WITHOUT WARNING. see?

Sis?

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It’s not that he wishes to live a “simple” life - he doesn’t seem to. He calls his pathological cheapness “voluntary simplicity” but in reality he focuses so much on the cost of things and saving a few cents here and there that spends more time than the rest of us focusing on money. This is the opposite of voluntary simplicity. The term does not describe people who spend all their free time looking for coupons just to save a couple bucks.

Yeah, that’s what I meant to say. I’m all for simplicity but that’s not what Wesley is doing. If you were really trying to live a simple life you’d rarely eat in restaurants; you’d learn how to prepare your own food. He’s just being a cheapskate, and an obsessive cheapskate at that.

Well, it is an honest question. It’s not like he’s blasting Bush for the 1000th time.

Sure it is, in the sense that “Can I substitute rabbit shit for chocolate chips in my cookie recipie” is an honest question… :rolleyes:

Although I stand by my comment that a person should not have a username of a real person, I must point out that I feel that the beauty of this place, and of Cecil Adams, is that this is just about the only place on can ask questions like “why is my jizz turning colors.”

If WC asked the caloric content of spooge, I’m sure many people who are unaware that this was a question Cecil deemed worthy of his attention (http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a1_054.html) would attack WS exactly the same way he has been attacked here.

I would agree with you if his questions were innocent requests for information. However it is very strange indeed that he also informs us that he stores his jizz covered napkins in an airtight container for days and days because he can’t throw it in the trash, 'cause it smells so bad. And he must use a paper towel because the quantity he expells is just to much for mere toilet paper. A simple “Is it normal for semen to change color over time**?**” would suffice.

Besides, that thread alone is not the problem.

That all could be pertinent information as to why a substance changes color. Being in an airtight container, impregnated (heh) into what type of medium, amount, etc. That’s required information to answer the question.

OK fine that thread was fine and interesting (diferent strokes, heh) but do you realize that wesley has started more than 750 threads since Jan. of last year compared to your less than 650 since 1999. Boy, people accuse Lib, of always making things all about him, he has got nothing on ol’ Wesley.

You’ll find many of my early threads were ‘Wesley Clark-ish’.
“What’s the medical term for a butt-crack?”
“Why do I feel pain in my wang when I scratch the top of my butt-crack?”
“Is there medical term for a single turd?”

(I did manage to use question marks, though :wink: )

The ability to ask embarrassingly stupid questions anonymously is a big reason that drew me here to begin with.

I see. As I said, I’ve never really followed his posting history. Well, maybe he just thinks that “a penny saved is a penny earned”. Of course, what he should do is decide if earning this penny is worth the effort.

I found one!!

And it was only three months ago.

Unfortunately, I also found this one.

Blow me you fuck up. As I keep saying I usually avoid pit threads but I saw you mention me in some other thread and decided to actually respond.

Yes it was a bad idea for me to talk about personal information on this board. I realize that now, which is why I don’t really do it anymore. Message boards are a wild card. Some people are understanding and offer constructive info to help solve your problems, and some are whiny blowhards who screw their own lives up and take it out on strangers as long as they get to stay 1000 miles away and hide behind a monitor.

Overall I hope you improve your life sooner or later, not just for your own sake but for the sake of those around you. You are obviously going to keep bringing other people down to your level until you do something about your problems. That is what seperates you from me. I deal with my problems and try to fix them, you just act like a whiny bitch and fuck other people over. In two years I have made alot of progress, I’m sure in 2 years this won’t even be an issue for me. However in two years you will still be teh same suicidal bitch who attacks strangers while hiding behind her computer.

Well if you think 4 years is temporary be my guest.

I don’t like my attitudes towards women but I’ve mostly fixed them. And luckily I try to avoid talking about them here.

If you don’t like my posts don’t read them. Moron.

What the fuck do you know about anything because of what I sometimes post on a message board? You don’t even know my real name and its not Wesley.

That hurts. Now I remember one of the reasons why I stay out of the pit. To avoid seeing what are normally nice, intelligent people act like rude children.

today you decide to resurect a months old pit thread about you?

why?

I saw him/her/it/davenportavenger complaining about me in another thread and decided that just ignoring people who attack me was a bad idea. Some people just take that as a license to walk over anyone who doesn’t repond in kind.

This is so dumb for an anonymous message board. But ah well.

To all you who don’t like my threads, stop reading them. Its not hard. Hell they even have an ignore function if you lack the mental discipline to accomplish that.

I actually think I’m enjoying the pit now, it keeps me grounded. I think I have too high an opinion of other people and places like this help keep me in reality.