It may cool people down, but it sure gets me hot!
Happy? 
Great line from a sucky movie!
Here’s another one:
“We’re having a wet T-shirt contest. Wanna come?”
“Yeah! Oh, but my T-shirts are all dry.”
Well, now that our shirts are all wet, just to make certain the experience is complete, why not get some ice for erecting nipples?
OK, seeing as nobody is playing along here I am!
Awesome, I’m just wondering what it’s wet with. Perhaps I don’t want to know.
Why do you think I’m so sad?
:: Sploosh ::
Here’s a picture of my knob
(Well, it was my knob, but now it belongs to somebody else.)
Weren’t they banned? 
Where is that page? I know I have it bookmarked. What is it under? Aha!
That page has photos of me showing everybody my willy, asking people to touch my woody, explaining the anatomy of my bulbous-headed purple love monster, and explaining that I can shoot things from the end of my tentacle.
I’ve been out of town–houseboating in Canada the past few days–and just started unpacking this morning. I haven’t had a chance to post lately.
So, I just wanted to show off my cans and rack for y’all.
Oh, and just because it’s nearly noon, I’ll give you a little hot beef too.
Tripler
“Just because it’s nearly noon.” [sub]SDMB Gone Wild indeed![/sub]