Woooohoooooo!!!
/pours cold water all over herself
::stares::
Uh…could you post a picture?
I tried that once, but nobody was interested in watching me. And it was cold.
Ok, I’ll join in! I’ve never done this before, so I’m a little shy…someone want to help me? Hand some of that water, would you? 
That’s hot.
I’m gonna have to chime in with another call for a cite. I mean, come on. This is the 'Dope. You can’t go around making unsubstantiated claims like that and expect us to just accept it on faith.
And don’t skimp on the pixels. I got broadband.
You guys can join in too, you know! Come on, it’s Straight Dope Gone Wild!
Yes! Men, show us your wet… er… pants?
Maybe they should stick to T-shirts, too.
I’d join in but I’d have to put on a t-shirt first…
Boy, you really should have put a warning stating just how un-work safe that was mainly because I barked with laughter when it came up and everyone stared at me for a moment to see if I was “OK.”
Crow: Mike, you interrupted our wet T-shirt contest!
Mike: Your…
Tom: …wet T-shirt contest, you know, the favorite form of entertainment in Florida, southern California, and parts of Wisconsin!
Mike: Okay, and these [indicates pans of water containing t-shirts] would be your wet T-shirts.
Crow: Right-o! I won with my wafflenet crew-neck, which absorbed a full 1.35 liters of water!
Tom: And while Crow won the day, my Hanes “Beefy-T” absorbed faster, with less dripping!
Crow: But we’re not quite sure, still, what the big deal is over wet T-shirt contests.
Crow T. Robot: I’m just not seeing the appeal.
I don’t have a wet t-shirt, but on this page you can see a picture of my unit.
Oooo! That is sex-ay!
I read this, and immediately a movie quote popped into my head:
“If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis!”
Tripler
I think I’ll politely pass on the pants thing now. :eek:
wolf whistle
Just as long as it isn’t a dry T-shirt contest. Those things are the biggest waste of not water.
Great, just great. The only feedback I get is from the married women. Sigh …