Wow… sounds like the next 6 months or so should go perfectly for you, given the huge gulp of Karma you ate today… none the less my condolences and wishes for quicker healing and better times…
and now for a joke…
A guy gets up in the morning… Goes to open the closet, and the knob comes off in his hand… Later on, while turning on the bathroom sink, the knob comes off in his hand. The coffee cup handle falls off when he tries to pick it up. The door knob comes off in his hand when he leaves the house.
He rushes to the Doctor and tells about his morning. The Dr says “Well, that’s an interesting series of coincidences, but why did you choose to seek medical advice…?” The guy says:“Dr… I am afraid to pee…!”
Regards
FML