Wow, if someone made a movie like that I’d say it was hokey and put upon.
That’s nuts.
Glad both you and the kid are ok.
But just image how hurt the kid would have been if your car wasn’t there to “cushion” his fall. He would have struck his head on the hard pavement instead of your vehicle, which at least had some give.
Your bad luck probably saved a life today.
I’m figuring this is the post that brought all the ads for chubby gay men dating services.
Wow, sorry to hear that. Glad all’s well that ends well.
Wow, now that’s a bad day. Almost as bad as Michael Douglas’s day in Falling Down.
But it inspired the best thread title in the forum. That’s something.
I was driving a Ford Focus and the day was cold but dry, no rain fog or snow.
I didn’t get a look at the lorry driver, he whizzed past and was gone, didn’t even get his number plate 'cos I couldn’t see through a shattered screen plus I was practically crapping myself:eek:
To answer Zoe : Disability Benefit is a Govt. one
Also I understand that “Moobs” is the word for man tits
I’m with Annie on this one. That’s what you get for fucking with gnomes.
I assure you I have never fucked a gnome in my life.
A few small ladies but that hardly qualifies
Why should I be sorry for you? It is a long time since I have had a fucking day. Is it an annual event?
It’s okay, he’s been caught!
That’s him!, that’s the bastard.
Sorry to hear of your troubles.
Note to self: If Chowder ever offers you a lift into town to do some shopping, politely decline!
Sorry that your day sucked. Most of us like to spread our bad Karma out over time, you just got yours all over with in one day. 
I just had 3 phone calls.
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From the cops telling me that twatty features who knocked the kid off has been found. Also the kid only suffered a broken finger and a few bruises.
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Again from the cops, it seems that someone saw what happened with the Xmas tree, took the truckers number and he’s been found.
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The garage called and my car will be ready for me to collect tomorrow.
So that rounds it off, I don’t have to pay anything and I’m still in line for my cash refund.
Can I mention the football now, then? 
Don’t push your luck pal
- ponders how to go about painting chowder’s next-door neighbours gnomes in United’s away colours, complete with 1 - 0 banners and adding a Rooney gnome *
Bit redundant, that.
He’s more of a Shrek actually, only not as good looking.
Also manures away colours are blue
I was thinking of the bad-ass black kit. They change them that often, I can’t keep up. 