And of course I left out the smiley. Pretend there’s a 
on the end of that.
Easy. You kiss one and pluck the other.
It makes getting the pinata down that much easier.
You need one in case an evil clown shows up.
“One Biggie-sized Unhappy Meal, comin’ up!”
Well, some people love their banjos.
And others would argue that both can get plucked.
Geez, and Mayor McCheese always thought that the Hamburgler was a hardass.
-lv
Very likely considering where he was.