An idiot firing a gun (“He wasn’t aiming, he was just shooting.”) during his son’s birthday party, shoots a pregnant woman in the neck and upper body.
It’s been asked before, but “WHAT THE HIGH HOLY FUCK IS WRONG WITH SOME PEOPLE?”
So this guy has an argument with his girlfriend’s pregnant sister earlier in the day, and then manages to accidentally shoot her. But he wasn’t aiming at anything.
Bullshit!
He may not have been “aiming”, but I think he knew the general vicinity to shoot for.
Hmm. The sentence “Witnesses told police Lorenzo Walker had argued with the victim, Latoya Powell, before the shooting Saturday” makes it seem to me that this was a deliberate attempt to kill the woman, and not a random act of violent stupidity, as you seemed to imply it was.
Still Pit-worthy, of course, but I apologize if I’ve misinterpreted you.
I misread the argument part. My bad.
Still.
According to the article, Mr. McDumbass has been charged with attempted murder and discharging a firearm into an occupied building.
(I guess discharging firearms into un-occupied buildings is OK. 
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So, the prefix Mc*** means stupid right? That’s nice to know. I’ve never had to work at a McDonald’s, nor do I know anyone personnaly that has, but it’s good to know that we can disrespect anyone and everyone associated with that company with a single prefix.
My girlfriend went to the free clinic to have a McAbortion. Those poor Iraqi prisoners were victims of McTorture. Too many people tend to McGeneralize way too often.
Wait, now I see it, murderers and corporate fast food. It’s all clear now.
McSpare me.
You didn’t read the story, did you? If you had, you would probably realize that it is, in fact, the “dumbass” part of “McDumbass” that means “stupid”, while the “Mc” part refers to the fact that the incident took place in a McDonald’s.
See? Somebody got it.
It was a play on words. That’s all.
Guess you weren’t a fan of “Friends”. Perhaps the OP was crossing a bit of that humor with the fact that the guy was AT McDonald’s at the time. No one was insulting Ronald or anything.
On “Friends”, they had a schtick where they made up names like Smarty McSmarterson. Honestly, lighten the McFuck up.
Hm.
So, either he was gleefully blazing away at random in a public place with a firearm, or he attempted to murder someone in front of witnesses.
Either way, I’d agree with the assessment “idiot with a gun.”
What the McFuck are you talking about? Read the McFucking story and you will understand the usage.
Please excuse my McIgnorance, I did in fact, neglect to read the story. The first thing that came to mind was the usage of “McJob” which I think is an uneccesarily derogatory term.
Consider me McChastised.
McDumbass? No. McMurderer, yes.
Well, he could be a McMurder Extra Dumbass Meal.
Well, McAttemptedMurderer anyway…
Who brings a gun to his kids birthday party?
Let’s simplify.
The man with the gun doesn’t know his own ass from a banjo.
I challenge you to disprove this statement. 
What the McHell are you smoking? Christ, next time you feel the need to spew vitriol, please stop, count to ten, and make sure you’re fully aware of the situation.
Christ, what a frickin’ McReactionary . . .
Speaking of which…