Dear New Boss,
Now, you seem like a nice enough guy, but WHAT THE FUCK? How do you manage to run a profitable business? Seriously, you’ve got your head so far up your ass you can do your own colonoscopy.
You hired me this weekend, to urgently fill a soon-to-be-vacated position that, come to find out, the ill employee’s been trying to leave since October. The woman training me did a very good job explaining everything, like how I might have to fax something 3 times because you’ll ignore it- not that it didn’t go through -but that you’re so disorganized you can’t keep track of shit.
So, here I am, wondering when I’m going to work again. I called Monday, the day after my first day, to see if you’d managed to work out the schedule yet. You said you’d get back to me. I called this afternoon, to see if you’d managed to work out the schedule yet. You said you’d call back in a couple of hours. I still haven’t heard from you.
IT’S A SCHEDULE, IT’S NOT THAT FUCKING HARD. You have a finite number of shifts left vacant by the employee that left. You have a finite number of employees to fill said shifts. There are very few possibilities here, do you need several hours to deliberate on the merits of each one?
And on top of this bullshit, now you’re asking me if I can work nights too? You advertised a daytime position. I’m sure as hell not going to work till 11PM then drag my ass in at 7AM for a sorry-ass boss who can’t even let me know what’s going on. You better not call in the next half hour expecting me to work tomorrow morning.
I can’t work here if this is the way it’s going to be. Your asshattery lost a very good employee, but you don’t even know that BECAUSE YOU HAVEN’T EVEN PUT ME ON THE SCHEDULE YET!
So, thanks, it’s been fun, I’m going to look on Monster now.
Sincerely,
Your pissed off new employee