What about Soylent Yellow and Soylent Red? Hah? Hah? Answer that!

Soylent Plaid is SCOTSMEN! It’s SCOTSMEN!

Old - maybe dead discussion - but this is interesting: Replacing food: An engineer's approach to body fuel

They even call it soylent!

You know, that food you’re eating right now contains people. Maybe long dead people, processed by Mother Nature six times over, but a certain number of molecules were once people.

I don’t see the horror of Soylent Green. After enough processing, I’d eat it. If the world was such a dystopian shithole as the film showed, NOT eating SG would be the sin. Why waste all that good protein?

I hear the Lebanese is very good.

Wouldn’t that mean Soylent Green is made out of Martians? :stuck_out_tongue:

Soylent Yellow is made from aliens actually. You know the sci-fi story To Serve Man? With the famous closing line, “It’s a cookbook!” Well, things worked out a little differently in the Soylent universe. The aliens did show up, and promptly got Soylent-ized and eaten. Then someone looking through their effects found To Serve Man and translated it. “Hmmm, it’s a cookbook! And wow, those recipes really do look yummy…”

And Soylent Green is born!

It doesn’t work to sustain humanity, no. But as a population control measure having part of the population eat the rest makes a sort of twisted sense. And from a capitalist viewpoint, if humans are cheaper than other sources of nutrition it makes sense to use them.

Like the OP?

Gah, I hate it when the zombies are actual zombies. RIP, Askia. I miss ya.

Soylent Mauve is purple!!!

A friend of mine has always referred to movie theater popcorn “butter” as Soylent Yellow.

Yeah, RIP Askia. We miss you.

This. :frowning:

Soylent Puce tastes just as bad as it sounds.

nevermind