What about Trump's new social network? I hear crickets

Next twist: the fake “MAGA Hub” app works so much better than the real one that people just stay with that, and never do join Trump’s.

But he doesn’t get a cut of any of that money.

So, queue infantile whining and conspiracy theories about how it’s a plot cooked up by {Liberals/Jeff Bezos/Immigrants/Fake News} pretty soon now

Trump will threaten to sue but nobody will take the case and Trump will continue to scream at clouds.

Maybe Devin and his cow should just buy the fake site and run the operation from there.

You’re doing way better than I am. I’ve been trying, on and off, for 3 days and they must’ve sent the email verification link over a dozen times.

The average time between signing up and receiving the “we just sent you a link, click it to verify your email” email, has been about 8 hours so far.

At one point yesterday, I got as got as far as “we’ve verified your email, please select a username and password” before getting the intractable “OOPS” message.

But I haven’t been able to get that far again.

Season Two: Trump buys them out, then immediately breaks the site by trying to “improve” it.

  • Golf clap*

Season 2, Ep 4
(spoilers!)

Trump accidentally hires someone competent, and the site looks like it’s going to work. Then Trump fires him because the guy was too good, and was getting too much media attention.

I find it very amusing that some bored geek is doing better work out of his mom’s basement than the people Trump hired to build his platform.

What I wonder is, isn’t the source code for Twitter available anywhere? That’s what Trump really wants, so why not just hire some geek to copy the code, add in some gold leafing, and launch it as his own site?

As a friend once said, you don’t reinvent the wheel, you just take it from Grog’s village to Ug’s village and sell it to them.

Just to be clear, that was not me! I was quoting from a journo. I wouldn’t go near it.

Just guessing… but have you donated yet?

Last time I checked, “Truth Social” is based on the open-source Twitter alternative Mastodon, so this is more or less literally what they did.

And they still screwed it up?

Yeah, I guess that’s on-brand.

These clowns could not organize a piss up in a brewery.

They could not figure out how to have a chicken raffle at a poultry farm.

They couldn’t puzzle how to get a casino to make a profit.

I see what you did there. :laughing:

'Round here we say, “Couldn’t get laid in a whorehouse with a fistfull of hundreds”.

Keep 'em coming!

Couldn’t spell “cat” if you spotted them the “c” and the “t”.

Not even with the help of Russian mob money.