Or, as I used to say (not necessarily out loud) about the incompetent chief programmer where I worked (who was the CEO’s brother), “He couldn’t program his way out of a paper bag.”
News cycle has been Ukraine 24/7. I have barely heard about anything else except Ukraine.
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Is it certain that it’s buggy software or could it be an overloaded server? Or perhaps some of each?
If the man who keeps insisting he’s both rich as fuck, and has the support of the vast majority of Americans, isn’t willing to pay for enough bandwidth for the social media network he set up for people to praise him, well, then, that’s a pretty bad fuck up, too.
Well, I learned that Joe Namath can help you get Medicare Part C, and Liberty Mutual can save you up to 15% on car insurance. So it’s not all Ukraine. 
Sure, but this is Trump. He doesn’t pay people; they pay him. So, capable and intelligent IT contractors know to stay away from him and his business. He’s left with bottom-of-the-barrel contractors who hope and pray that he will pay them, because they need the work. He won’t, of course, but they have hope.
As always, you get what you pay for, and if Trump pays nothing, he gets … nothing. Or, at the very least, a substandard product that he will manage to get for free.
My all-time favorite: Couldn’t figure out how to pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were printed on the heel.
Not sure who coined it, but I’m pretty sure I read it in a Cormac McCarthy novel.
As my dad used to say, they would screw up a one car funeral.
Wasn’t there some kerfuffle a few months ago where Mastodon called them out for not following the terms of service and they either had to play by the rules or stop using the software? I never did hear how that turned out.
I can just see/hear the gears grinding in Trump’s tiny brain. “Only suckers play by the rules! On the other hand, the software is free…”
I don’t think it’s over yet. Last I heard, the primary author of the software was consulting with lawyers and said that he “felt very strongly” about the terms of use of his software.
He has Dunce Master Devin Nunes as CEO. What did everyone expect?
I was thinking that since I can’t seem to get on Truth Social to endlessly post photos of crapping dogs, I might go on the Truth Social Facebook pages and start rumors that they are on-boarding vaccinated people first, that’s why your waitlist number keeps getting higher.
Maybe I’ll tell them there is place on the Truth Social website where you can submit your vaccine card and get pushed ahead of everyone else.
This people are dumb, half of them are on a fake site and think it’s real. I know this because there are lots of complaints about being charged $4.99 a month, which is something one of the fake sites is doing.
I think the administrator of this one Facebook group is trolling, because he posted something about it being available in 2 weeks along with the healthcare and infrastructure plans……but no one got it. These people are dumb.
Devin Nunes’ cow gives this two hoofs up. 
Geico saves you up to 15% on your insurance.
Liberty Mutual has the stupid Emu commercials and the ones with the Statue of Liberty in the background.
Progressive has Flo and Jamie.
So they have ripped off their logo, and have ripped off the software.
Next thing, we’ll hear that all the servers are going to be repossessed because they were on a lease agreement and the company has not been paid.
(When this happens, I hope the company posts a note that says “All your server are belong to us”)
Damn, you’re wicked! I love it! (Especially since we’re on the same side)
But pictures of crapping dogs are still pictures of dogs, and hence, in their own way, adorable. I think you should instead post pictures that are so hideous they are truly offensive, like this:
… or this artistic character study:
How better to convince the suckers that they’re the real Scammer-in-Chief site?
Sheesh wolfpup, that second photo is a hideous desecration of a portrait of a beautiful animal by slapping Trump’s whiny face on it. You owe that orangutan (?) an apology.