TrumpSocial likely has the same problem the Russian military does: the grifters have already stolen everything of value in it, and now it has to bumble along with no money, shoddy equipment, and poor leadership.
If they don’t buy it, because GOAT is usually all caps, pivot towards, “I’m a truck driver who delivers Goats, but I misspelled it!” You can help sell it by stealing a few “trucker convoy” pictures.
After workshopping some variations on Facebook, I’ve found that the “write in Trump’s name for EVERYTHING to SEND A MESSAGE” line will probably be more effective than elaborate theories involving joinder. Not as much fun, though….so I’ll probably do some of both.
My biggest problem is my own self-discipline, sometimes fellow liberals that think I’m serious will reply to me ( the Trump groups I’ve been commenting to are about 3/4 Trump fans and 1/4 anti-Trumpers) and it’s been hard to resist blowing my cover. I’m working on it, though.
No no no, we double down on it. “@Ann_Hedonia is an antifa troll who is trying to discredit the notion that writing in “TRUMP!” for every office will be an effective strategy to allow TRUMP! to become President again! Don’t let those anti-fa trolls trick you into not writing in TRUMP!”