kidchameleon, you now officially rock.
Nice work, kid!
Thanks, I aim to please. 
Jesus dies. Jesus stays dead. The resurrection story starts with a hallucination by Mary Magdalene (“out of whom went seven devils” – IOW, a lunatic).
Jesus bursts from his tomb, racing around the world at lightspeed, and travels back in time to save Mary Magdalene from Luthor’s missile.
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Same here. Also, wasn’t there a missing “truly, this was the son of god” line (from the soldier who pierced his side)?
(I’m a little late to the party, I know: I just watched this movie last night. )
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Uncle Vernon sneers at young Jesus as he meets him near the train station,
" Boy, remember, none of your funny business this summer. That water-to-wine incident with my sister was too much, too much. I won’t have you telling the neighbors about how you are The Messiah and can walk on water or bringing dead animals back to life anymore. Didn’t think I knew about that, didja, boy? Utter rubbish. Not one word out of you boy, not one word."