I the great MonkeyMule am at a loss.
Am I a Simian/ Equine
or a Simian-Equine?
I think it should be hypenated, as that would imply that I am both Monkey and Mule Whereas a Slash would mean I am a monkey or Mule.
Cna some one chime in with who’s right, me or Me?
Well, when I free-associate on your name, I get that a mule is in large part, a jackass. And a monkey is a close relative to a baboon. Which leaves us with this:
http://abcnews.go.com/sections/scitech/DailyNews/baboon010308.html
(Just joking, btw…)
Maybe that Explains why I’m an assman 
Is there a proctologist in the house? 
I got the impression you were the result of a mad geneticist’s experimentations.
Perhaps you’re just a monkey that is used to carry heavy payloads.
It’s from a Springsteen song, Bishop Danced
QED-
Gods Honest Truth, I’ve never heard that song in my entire life!
Its one of those freaky independt coincidencies
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Or perhaps I’m a drug running monkey 